Create A Conspiracy

[Bones]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Bears you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Commies made up of Pygmies with help from Liberals.The conspiracy first started during Battle of Hastings in Mt. Gambier. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nose picking.
They want to Bitch Slap Ghandi and imprison resisters in Detroit using Planes.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Run. Since the media is controlled by Obama we should get our information from McCain.


http://www.newsgarden.org/offcenter/center/createconspiracy.htm

[Amaurote]

In order to understand righteousness of poopy pants you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofBeedogs made up of Irish-Somalians with help from crowd.

The conspiracy first started during February Revolution in Simbirsk. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including IMF crisis of 1976.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirfarting.

They want to autogolpe Westboro Baptist Church and imprison resisters in Middlesbrough using hansom cabs.

In order to prepare for this, we all must demarche. Since the media is controlled by Jed Bartlet we should get our information from Lord Rees-Mogg.

Hmmm...nice, but needs a bit of work on indefinite articles and descriptors.

[Isotrip]

What They Don't Want You to Know


In order to understand Carpet Munching you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of lesbians made up of biker dykes with help from catholic school girls.


The conspiracy first started during Premiere of "Cats" in Springfield, Missouri. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the concept of scissoring.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their plaid shirts and lipstick.

They want to Sodomize Oprah Winfrey and imprison resisters in the Vatican using pink Volkswagon Beatles. In order to prepare for this, we all must shave our genitals.

Since the media is controlled by Rosie O'Donnel we should get our information from Andy Dick.

[Reliquiae]

In order to understand global warming you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Mothers Against Drunk Driving made up of Caucasians with help from the Vietnamese.

The conspiracy first started during the bombing at Pearl Harbor in Antarctica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Magna Carta.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nose picking.

They want to torture Boba Fett and imprison resisters in Vietnam using a boat.

In order to prepare for this, we all must start a war. Since the media is controlled by democrats we should get our information from the republicans.

[James]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Feminism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Freemasons made up of midgets with help from The Westboro Baptist Church.
The conspiracy first started during the renaissance in Oprah's asshole. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the eruption of Krakatoa.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nose picking.

They want to buttfuck Obama and imprison resisters in Oprah's vagina using Douglas DC-8s.

In order to prepare for this, we all must google image search "shitting dick nipples". Since the media is controlled by liberal hippies we should get our information from a conservative nutjob.


PS. never google "shitting dick nipples"
PSS. Yeah, I'm a sick person.

edit: haha, wow! I see I'm not the only person who thought of Oprah and nose picking. Also westboro baptist church.