Lateness

[Diva]

Today I am so late it's sick. I was so exhausted last night that slept right up to my last minute warning alarm. You know, the one that says you're about to be fucked as far as time's concerned? Yeah, that one. So I had to rush through my morning and now I'm randomly typing to fill up the front page so Pos doesn't give me shit (as if) and I can say that I didn't slack off. Anyway, I'm about to drive like a mad woman so I can get a parking spot and fly upstairs. Oy.

News
º Confused turtles wander into restaurant (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKLI15313320080818).
º Forgotten bifocals lead to jackpot (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080815/48a4ff40_3ca6_1552620080815-1947692308).
º 'Dead' man found after going on holiday (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24205136-13762,00.html).
º Sheriff picks up wrong man for arrest (http://www.local6.com/news/17223791/detail.html).
º Shotputter runs over security guard (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20080818055735812C878645).
º Chewing gum aids surgery recovery (http://www.local6.com/health/17224340/detail.html).
º British matador back in the ring (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKLI16729220080818).
º Tortoise gets skateboard (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20080818143522981C616770).
º Skin-hanging man injured at Tattoo Expo (http://www.local6.com/news/17220160/detail.html).
º Bystanders lift bus off of pregnant woman (http://cbs2.com/watercooler/pregnant.bus.strangers.2.796638.html).
º Stickers appraise everyday objects in downtown Wisconsin (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080815/48a4ff40_3421_1334520080815-2052777815).
º Debate coach drops pants during argument (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080815/48a4ff40_3421_1334520080815-1937088208).
º Drunk killed by crocodiles (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?in_article_id=269817&in_page_id=64).
º Biker dies after driving through wall (http://www.local6.com/traffic/17222730/detail.html).

Levity
º Headstones as a story of life (http://thehomebased.com/?p=97)
º Las Vegas Neon Boneyard (I want the shoe) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/planetgordon/sets/623953)
º Satellite images show ordinary day in Britain (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1043123/Extraordinary-satellite-images-ordinary-day-Britain--seen-space.html)
º Nintendo Lunchbox (http://www.instructables.com/id/Nintendo_Lunchbox/?ALLSTEPS)
º Photography: Childhood fears (GAH!) (http://www.soothbrush.com/children-fear-photography/)
º Exotic beauty by the sea (http://www.usualgirls.com/nude-girl.php?set=mt-brunette-small-boobs-beach-nude-dress-long-hair-tits)

[Poseidon]

Just to prove that I will give you shit anyway:


I'm about to drive like a mad woman
Isn't that rather redundant?

:)

(You know you like me)

[Reliquiae]

Last week was the longest week of my year. And this week is EVEN more exhausting mentally.

Had a student tell us that her Mom died. That the boyfriend had beat her Mom to death...

Then at 3:15 PM this afternoon I found out the student lied her ass off.

AND I EVEN FELT SORRY FOR THE KID! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Isotrip]

Wow! Nice kid...

but I am sure she is just "misunderstood"...

/me rolls eyes.