Diva
04-11-02, 05:47AM
Don't Touch That... You Don't Know Where It's Been.
Snooze buttons are evil. Evil, I tell ya! First the Atom Bomb... and now the snooze button. Why have it? If you know what time you need to get up... set it for that time and then get your ass out of bed! Once the snooze button function is hit... there is no turning back! It goes off [I can skip washing my hair] Hits snooze button. the next time its a shower, then curling hair... the next thing you know, you have exactly five minutes to get to work and you just woke up.
My boss didn't come in today. I basically had a free day to do what ever I damn well wanted. Which was absolutely nothing. Now it's 2.5 hours before I leave and I glance over at my work pile. Shit! I'm basically SOL. It's all due tomorrow! I just want to wish a big 'Happy Trails' to Joe. We'll miss ya! Drive safe and check in daily .:)
There's News... And Then there's This
Cook County edges out Marion County for coveted "Syphilis Capital of the World" title. Well now... I know where I WON'T be going for my next vacation... Ohio State Univ. tells students that "buttsex is best" (PDF of a poster). Did he say 'butt' sex? In Ohio? Judge sentences two men to walk down crowded street in dresses as a sentence for being rude to a female driver (with picture). HAHAHAHA! This is the type of Judge we need Warped! Nipple care tip: Hairspray will keep them erect. And highly flammable.... Rebecca Gayheart avoids jail time for June accident in which she hit and killed a young boy. Truly sad. A life sentence of knowing you killed a child is worse than any jail time.... Restaurateur wins right to use `McChina' name for Chinese fast-food chain. As if people would really get them confused....
Snooze buttons are evil. Evil, I tell ya! First the Atom Bomb... and now the snooze button. Why have it? If you know what time you need to get up... set it for that time and then get your ass out of bed! Once the snooze button function is hit... there is no turning back! It goes off [I can skip washing my hair] Hits snooze button. the next time its a shower, then curling hair... the next thing you know, you have exactly five minutes to get to work and you just woke up.
My boss didn't come in today. I basically had a free day to do what ever I damn well wanted. Which was absolutely nothing. Now it's 2.5 hours before I leave and I glance over at my work pile. Shit! I'm basically SOL. It's all due tomorrow! I just want to wish a big 'Happy Trails' to Joe. We'll miss ya! Drive safe and check in daily .:)
There's News... And Then there's This
Cook County edges out Marion County for coveted "Syphilis Capital of the World" title. Well now... I know where I WON'T be going for my next vacation... Ohio State Univ. tells students that "buttsex is best" (PDF of a poster). Did he say 'butt' sex? In Ohio? Judge sentences two men to walk down crowded street in dresses as a sentence for being rude to a female driver (with picture). HAHAHAHA! This is the type of Judge we need Warped! Nipple care tip: Hairspray will keep them erect. And highly flammable.... Rebecca Gayheart avoids jail time for June accident in which she hit and killed a young boy. Truly sad. A life sentence of knowing you killed a child is worse than any jail time.... Restaurateur wins right to use `McChina' name for Chinese fast-food chain. As if people would really get them confused....