Diva
04-11-02, 05:47AM
You Can Take The Claws Out... But You Can't Take The Bitch Out
I have to go to the Veterinarian this evening. We're going to put a Morphine patch and do a final exam. I'm going to say my good-byes and put him to sleep this weekend. In other news... My supervisor is a bitch. I swear that chick has a heart of stone. I go in weepy eyed after talking to the vet and she says that I look upset and that I need to accept that pets die and get over it. I could have bitch-slapped her. But I think she'd like it. I told her that I know that pets and people die. But when you love something and lose it, it's only human to be sad. Tears just prove I'm human. She was pretty damn shocked to have that come out. Shut her right up, though. I don't give a shit if you don't have a pet. Or don't form some sort of bond with them. This is my life and I will live it as I see fit. She actually said that she tells her son all the time that pets die and to be ready for it. Damn. I'd hate to be that woman's child. "Here you go, son. A sweet little cuddly bunny. Remember to feed him and love him and cuddle with him. Oh and remember... He's going to DIE."
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I have to go to the Veterinarian this evening. We're going to put a Morphine patch and do a final exam. I'm going to say my good-byes and put him to sleep this weekend. In other news... My supervisor is a bitch. I swear that chick has a heart of stone. I go in weepy eyed after talking to the vet and she says that I look upset and that I need to accept that pets die and get over it. I could have bitch-slapped her. But I think she'd like it. I told her that I know that pets and people die. But when you love something and lose it, it's only human to be sad. Tears just prove I'm human. She was pretty damn shocked to have that come out. Shut her right up, though. I don't give a shit if you don't have a pet. Or don't form some sort of bond with them. This is my life and I will live it as I see fit. She actually said that she tells her son all the time that pets die and to be ready for it. Damn. I'd hate to be that woman's child. "Here you go, son. A sweet little cuddly bunny. Remember to feed him and love him and cuddle with him. Oh and remember... He's going to DIE."
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Indian man gets in automatic dog washing machine to prove it is safe (picture). What dog would go into that contraption?... Under Taliban rule, Afghan surgeons were not allowed to operate on women, had to yell instructions to female surgeons from hallway. Did he say lobectomy or lobotomy... Fire breathing bartender sets customer on fire. Swift move, ace... Woman charged with 10th DWI after rear-ending police car. At least she didn't have to wait for an hour until police arrived.... It's Rupal. He does her make-up better than I do mine.... Spanish soccer player charged for extremely bizarre goal celebration. It must have been MIGHTY quiet in that locker room....