Diva
04-11-02, 05:46AM
You Can't Make Me Go! Waaa! Okay, The Bills Can
I just don't understand. When I put on my bra I do the usual shifting in place. Then I go the extra mile and line those suckers up. It only takes a second. There is nothing worse than seeing some chick whose nipples look like their aimed at South America and Canada. Men on the other hand simply take all day to adjust themselves. One guy was shifting so damn much I almost went over and fixed it myself. Left. Right. Up. Down. Diagonal. It was like he was playing pocket pool with a limp soldier. Of course I probably would have given him a whole different problem. But at least that sucker would have stayed in one place, damn it. What's so damn hard about finding undergarments that fit properly? That Anna Kournikova couldn't keep her underwear out of her crotch with a two by four. I swear if I ever run into that snotty little twit I'm gonna just say, "Great tennis moves, just quit picking your ass for Cripes sake. And the camel thing is so 70s". Hey, I can dream...
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I just don't understand. When I put on my bra I do the usual shifting in place. Then I go the extra mile and line those suckers up. It only takes a second. There is nothing worse than seeing some chick whose nipples look like their aimed at South America and Canada. Men on the other hand simply take all day to adjust themselves. One guy was shifting so damn much I almost went over and fixed it myself. Left. Right. Up. Down. Diagonal. It was like he was playing pocket pool with a limp soldier. Of course I probably would have given him a whole different problem. But at least that sucker would have stayed in one place, damn it. What's so damn hard about finding undergarments that fit properly? That Anna Kournikova couldn't keep her underwear out of her crotch with a two by four. I swear if I ever run into that snotty little twit I'm gonna just say, "Great tennis moves, just quit picking your ass for Cripes sake. And the camel thing is so 70s". Hey, I can dream...
There's News... And Then there's This
Bin Laden leaves underwear and macaroni behind. Was there skidmarks? Holiday Shoppers Trample Woman. Shopping?!?! This is how bad they want to go shopping?! Look at this little old lady. Assholes... Hamas suicide bomber strikes before peace envoys arrive. Gee. I hate when that happens.... Beastie Boys action figures. I love it! You gotta fight! For the the right! To party!.... Bride chooses funeral theme for wedding. Awww, isn't that... sick.... US scientists clone human embryo. The courts are still fighting over cloning and these idiots do it anyway. Let the flogging begin.... Santas banned from shouting Ho! Ho! Ho! Why? Do they think he's hailing a hooker?.... Brazilian city approves annual Orgasm Day The 35,000 people in Esperantina will be asked to work harder to achieve sexual satisfaction each May 9. Cum celebrate with me. Woo Hoo!