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Reliquiae
07-31-08, 05:43PM
To me "V" day sucks. Why is that ONLY one day a year are we supposed to "love/appreciate" our spouses? It's a holiday ripped off of Beltane (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane).

And these ideas recommended by MSN, do not seem my style nor practical. If anything, I see "stalker" written all over the place.

I dislike "Hallmark" holidays too. Those silly holidays that are forced upon you with ridiculous amounts of "swag" that will be in the clearance bin for 80% off the day following the holiday. There is too much consumerist shit out there for sale.

(Christmas included. A holiday STOLEN from the Pagans and altered for the inner achievement of a mainstream "shepherd & sheep" mentality religion that has done more harm and destruction than it has good. Inquisition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition) anyone?)

What do you guys/gals think? What are ways that you appreciate your significant other (or would like to do)?

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1. Stuff a little love note in your sweetie's pocket, sock, or shoe. For maximum impact, try email.


2. Secretly load a photo of the two of you as the desktop wallpaper on your honey's computer.


3. Burn a CD with tunes from your dating days and include your first dance (or favorite) song.


4. Buy a heart-shaped cookie-cutter and use it to make toast the next morning.


5. Look up the date of the next full moon and celebrate with a champagne toast.


6. Learn to ice skate or in-line skate together. This works best when both of you are beginners — the more clinging to each other, the better.


7. Hate basketball and your main squeeze is addicted to it? Get tickets to a game. Despise musicals? Surprise your sweetie with tickets to a show. Go against the grain, and endure with grace and cheer.


8. Spend the day at a museum, holding hands.


9. Forget breakfast in bed. Have dinner in bed (and don't worry about the crumbs).


10. Go to bed early. No books, no magazines, no remote control.


11. Tell a secret — it'll bring you closer.


12. Create your own cocktail together. Then make up a name for it by combining your two names.


13. Write "I Love You" on the steamy mirror while your beloved is in the shower.


14. Go to a bookstore or music store together, then split up. Your mission: Buy something you know your sweetie will love. Then, wrap and exchange.


15. Have a picnic. It doesn't have to be outdoors, it can be on your living room floor.


16. Absence is an aphrodisiac. Spend a weekend without each other (substitute your best pal, your sister, your old college roommate) and plan to meet back at your place after 48 hours apart.


17. Teach each other about something the other knows nothing about. He can teach her all the rules of chess, or how to make a perfect omelet. She can teach him ten phrases in French and how to use the digital camera.


18. Get away from it all close to home — spend a night in a very luxurious hotel or cozy bed-and-breakfast in your own city.


19. Get dressed together — choose each other's attire (for work, for dinner out, whatever). Then, later, get undressed together.


20. Find your sweetie's car in the parking lot and tuck a love note under the windshield wiper.

Unforgiven
07-31-08, 05:48PM
16. Absence is an aphrodisiac. Spend a weekend without each other (substitute your best pal, your sister, your old college roommate) and plan to meet back at your place after 48 hours apart.

I must be making so many women *really* horny, not being there and all.

Amaurote
07-31-08, 07:02PM
Inquisition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inquisition) anyone?

I wasn't expecting you to link to that.

JakeD
07-31-08, 07:11PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Bassmama
07-31-08, 07:30PM
I must be making so many women *really* horny, not being there and all.
I know you not being here REALLY makes me cream my jeans.

Anybody else feel left out?

Isotrip
08-01-08, 06:08AM
1. Stuff a little love note in your sweetie's pocket, sock, or shoe. For maximum impact, try email.
So your lover thinks you have been rummaging through their clothes looking for their underwear.

2. Secretly load a photo of the two of you as the desktop wallpaper on your honey's computer.
So your lover thinks you don't trust them and have been looking through their computer for things they did wrong, and that you wanted them to know by putting that image on the desktop.

3. Burn a CD with tunes from your dating days and include your first dance (or favorite) song.
This works especially well if you like Rap and they like Country! Nothing Spells "love" like forcing your lover to listen to what YOU like.

4. Buy a heart-shaped cookie-cutter and use it to make toast the next morning.
So, your lover thinks that you have to man-handle all of their food before they get to eat it.

5. Look up the date of the next full moon and celebrate with a champagne toast.
Nothing like Celebrating the fact that you are going to act like a total nut case for the next 2 days.

6. Learn to ice skate or in-line skate together. This works best when both of you are beginners — the more clinging to each other, the better.
And you can both end up with a sore ass and broken ankles when you get tangled up and fall on your asses.

7. Hate basketball and your main squeeze is addicted to it? Get tickets to a game. Despise musicals? Surprise your sweetie with tickets to a show. Go against the grain, and endure with grace and cheer.
Your lover will LOVE your self-inflicted torture.

8. Spend the day at a museum, holding hands.
And don't forget to touch the glass display cases with your "Lover Sweat" hands.

9. Forget breakfast in bed. Have dinner in bed (and don't worry about the crumbs).
Three days later you can hear them bitch about the crumbs that is still irritating them.

10. Go to bed early. No books, no magazines, no remote control.
The sound of your lover falling asleep is so romantic.

11. Tell a secret — it'll bring you closer.
Unless that secret is the fact that on a full moon you rip all of your clothes off and go on a killing spree.

12. Create your own cocktail together. Then make up a name for it by combining your two names.
A Drink that tastes like ass drippings with both of your names on it. YUM!

13. Write "I Love You" on the steamy mirror while your beloved is in the shower.
This works especially well right AFTER they have cleaned the mirror.

14. Go to a bookstore or music store together, then split up. Your mission: Buy something you know your sweetie will love. Then, wrap and exchange.
Even better do this in the nastiest Sex Shop you can find with a cashier named Jack Hammer!

15. Have a picnic. It doesn't have to be outdoors, it can be on your living room floor.
Don't even bother using plates or silverware! Just eat directly off of the floor!

16. Absence is an aphrodisiac. Spend a weekend without each other (substitute your best pal, your sister, your old college roommate) and plan to meet back at your place after 48 hours apart.
It is best not to hire a prostitute within this free time...

17. Teach each other about something the other knows nothing about. He can teach her all the rules of chess, or how to make a perfect omelet. She can teach him ten phrases in French and how to use the digital camera.
Because everyone loves a smart ass know it all motherfuckin' pain in the ass show off!

18. Get away from it all close to home — spend a night in a very luxurious hotel or cozy bed-and-breakfast in your own city.
Or just go to the No tell Motel!!!! (Don't mind that wet spot on the bed that was from the previous tennant)

19. Get dressed together — choose each other's attire (for work, for dinner out, whatever). Then, later, get undressed together.
Because you always want your lover to think that you are a closet cross dresser, and this is your first attempt at telling them.

Bassmama
08-01-08, 07:57AM
:flirt: Why, Iso- I think I'm falling for you! (your sense of humor, anyway!)

Bones
08-01-08, 08:39AM
9. Forget breakfast in bed. Have dinner in bed (and don't worry about the crumbs).

Because ants biting your ass is so romantic.

Unforgiven
08-01-08, 08:42AM
/me takes notes on how to woo Reli.

entipy
08-01-08, 12:40PM
Personally, I like Valentine's Day. Maybe for some it's the only day they get appreciation from their s.o. Not so for me. It's just a holiday to celebrate, and I see nothing wrong with that. It's no different than any other holiday or birthday. It's one day per year set aside for celebration. I think the consumerism surrounding it is way over the top. The price of roses sky-rockets on V-day every year which borders on criminal, but that's business.

A lot of major "holidays" were taken from Pagan ones and changed. I don't hold it against anyone, necessarily. Sometimes, it's kinda funny to think of super fundamentalist Christians celebrating a Pagan fertility holiday without even realizing it. :)

As far as ways I show my appreciation for Bo... I think I do that in small ways every day. I iron his uniform for him (most of the time - I've been slack about that lately) because he sucks at ironing. When he's really tired, I pick up the household slack and help get his stuff together and ready for him the following day. He does the same for me. Other than our outward expressions of affection (with which we sicken folks on a regular basis), we do small things all the time which are special to each of us. I think the most romantic/thoughtful thing he does for me is make my coffee almost every night. :) I hate getting the coffee pot ready for the following morning. He does it for me, so I don't have to. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ;)

Bassmama
08-01-08, 01:55PM
I think you 2 are SO damned awesome!

/me visualizes Bo & Enty with big smiles- SO happy!!!

thestarsfall
08-03-08, 03:31PM
When I am actually in contact with Sean I do little romantic things for him all the time....like he'll be at work and I'll clean his room and do his laundry. Or he'll go have a shower and when he comes back I'll give him a back rub...

it's a little harder to be romantic when the only communication we have is msn and email....

street07
09-18-08, 04:34PM
Just had to say Isotrip, your added comments to Reliquiae's post made me laugh so hard it took me a long time to finish reading it!

Isotrip
09-19-08, 04:38AM
Just had to say Isotrip, your added comments to Reliquiae's post made me laugh so hard it took me a long time to finish reading it!


And they really work too!! Guaranteed!! :)