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Diva
07-26-08, 10:02AM
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'

James
07-26-08, 10:07AM
It's funny because its true.

Bones
07-26-08, 11:56AM
That is great!!

James
07-26-08, 04:12PM
It's amazing that a religion that teaches tolerance and forgiveness can have so many intolerant and unforgiving believers. If it turns out that Christianity is actually "the one true religion" most of them will end up going to hell anyways.

Mr. Bojangles
07-26-08, 08:28PM
There is no tolerant religion. Some are just less tolerant than others.

James
07-27-08, 10:32AM
Buddhism is pretty tolerant, isnt it? I suppose it's just as bad since some temples have rivalries and get into fist fights.

Bones
07-27-08, 10:35AM
The Church of the Jesus Lizard is very tolerant of anyone stupid enough to listen to us and swallow a live mouse.

Reliquiae
07-27-08, 10:37AM
hahahaha!! That's great.

Unforgiven
07-27-08, 07:36PM
Some religions are tolerant, probably, it's the people that cause problems. Just like every religion has plenty of good in it, it's the people that suck.

trekbugging
07-28-08, 05:26AM
yeah why when i moved from a large city area (philly) to south carolina did i find out that per 100,000 people the south has more murders and rapes?-- uggg

Reliquiae
07-28-08, 07:29PM
I live in Phoenix. We have human slavery and sex trafficking. Along with all the drugs and stolen cars. And they are all claiming to be mexican catholic I'm sure. It really makes it harder for those who are actually devout and sincere.

I hate religion. It breeds hate.

entipy
07-29-08, 01:15PM
Buddhism is one of the more tolerant religions, but its still comprised of humans. Thus, intolerance. LOL

Isotrip
07-30-08, 06:17AM
I hate religion. It breeds hate.


So I see! :lolrotf: