Diva
04-11-02, 05:42AM
Congratulations... You're The Proud Owner Of An $800 Cat
I brought Luigi home. He's all drugged up on Morphine. That's some hard-ass shit. Scared the hell out of my other cats. I started to give him the 'tough love' speech... Then I remembered. Hospital. Surgery. Pain. You moron. He's been walking into walls, flopping down wherever and generally having a wild trip. They gave him a morphine patch to boot! my cat the druggie. He's missing four teeth, drugged up and sore... so what's the first thing he does? Yep, heads for the food. Cancer my left cheek. The only time he's not hungry is when he's sleeping. Even then it's a toss up. I just want to say thanks to everyone who has sent me emails and posted kind thoughts on my board. It's nice to know that there are people out there who will take time out of their day to send a kind word, whether they own a pet or not.
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I brought Luigi home. He's all drugged up on Morphine. That's some hard-ass shit. Scared the hell out of my other cats. I started to give him the 'tough love' speech... Then I remembered. Hospital. Surgery. Pain. You moron. He's been walking into walls, flopping down wherever and generally having a wild trip. They gave him a morphine patch to boot! my cat the druggie. He's missing four teeth, drugged up and sore... so what's the first thing he does? Yep, heads for the food. Cancer my left cheek. The only time he's not hungry is when he's sleeping. Even then it's a toss up. I just want to say thanks to everyone who has sent me emails and posted kind thoughts on my board. It's nice to know that there are people out there who will take time out of their day to send a kind word, whether they own a pet or not.
There's News... And Then there's This
Bush blew up frogs as a child. Oh great. And he's a frog-hater, too. When will the madness stop?!? CNN/Sports Illistrated's Turkey of the Year Awards. Funny... and yet sad. These are the kids heroes of today. We're doomed... Reno airport terminal evacuated after guard makes up story to hide drinking. This looks like a job for [Da da da!] Super Gene Pool Cleaner! Man accused of using 9-year-old daughter in burglary try. This guy should get the book thrown at him... while it's attached to a mallet.... Earth rotates in wrong direction, according to Microsoft.. The wife swears she knows nothing... Actually, it's a really cool story. Check it out.... Iowa Hawkeye mascot injured by Ohio State Band member wielding a giant foam banana. News worthy? Probably not. But how often do you get to report injury by foam banana? Burger King releases whopper for lefties.. Somehow the world seems... right now. Oh wait...