Diva
04-11-02, 05:42AM
You Know When You Ask If It's The Weekend and It's Monday... You're Pretty Much Screwed
I couldn't take Luigi home. :( He had surgery on his mouth to remove an infected tooth. It was worse than they thought, so they took a biopsy to test for cancer. Then he had complications and is in an oxygen tank. My poor baby. I was so upset that I had to leave work. Then they wouldn't let me see him yet, so I went to get a drink. Non-alchoholic, bozos. I'm in line and some woman keeps staring at me. I finally turned and asked if she needed anything. She asked if I had been crying and I said yes. Get this: She says, "Oh good. Your eyes were so red I thought that you were on something." I mentally bitch-slapped her and continued in line. Then she asked what was wrong. For some reason I told her. The bitch turns to me and says, "I could never pay that much for a pet. I'd put him to sleep and get a new one." Usually I'd retort with some witty response involving putting children to sleep if they were too expensive... But I wasn't in the mood. So I turned and with every ounce of restraint said, "Bitch. Who the hell do you think you are, telling me to kill my animal because you're too cheap to pay for an animals' health. Would you do that with your kids?" Surprisingly enough she answered, "I.. I don't have any children." I said, "Oh? What happened? Did you not meet your deductible? *Turns to shocked acne-faced cashier* Big Mac, no fries, Ice Tea with lemon and nothing else." You could have heard a ketchup packet drop. Only when I turned to leave did I notice the other patrons looking at that woman. They were glaring. Apparently I'm not the only one who loves their animal. Just because I am an animal lover isn't what matters. I brought this cat into my home and took the responsibility of taking care of it. Of course I'm going to do what it takes to help him. The fact that I'd give mouth to mouth to a hamster to save it is besides the point. .
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I couldn't take Luigi home. :( He had surgery on his mouth to remove an infected tooth. It was worse than they thought, so they took a biopsy to test for cancer. Then he had complications and is in an oxygen tank. My poor baby. I was so upset that I had to leave work. Then they wouldn't let me see him yet, so I went to get a drink. Non-alchoholic, bozos. I'm in line and some woman keeps staring at me. I finally turned and asked if she needed anything. She asked if I had been crying and I said yes. Get this: She says, "Oh good. Your eyes were so red I thought that you were on something." I mentally bitch-slapped her and continued in line. Then she asked what was wrong. For some reason I told her. The bitch turns to me and says, "I could never pay that much for a pet. I'd put him to sleep and get a new one." Usually I'd retort with some witty response involving putting children to sleep if they were too expensive... But I wasn't in the mood. So I turned and with every ounce of restraint said, "Bitch. Who the hell do you think you are, telling me to kill my animal because you're too cheap to pay for an animals' health. Would you do that with your kids?" Surprisingly enough she answered, "I.. I don't have any children." I said, "Oh? What happened? Did you not meet your deductible? *Turns to shocked acne-faced cashier* Big Mac, no fries, Ice Tea with lemon and nothing else." You could have heard a ketchup packet drop. Only when I turned to leave did I notice the other patrons looking at that woman. They were glaring. Apparently I'm not the only one who loves their animal. Just because I am an animal lover isn't what matters. I brought this cat into my home and took the responsibility of taking care of it. Of course I'm going to do what it takes to help him. The fact that I'd give mouth to mouth to a hamster to save it is besides the point. .
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PBS explores testicles and uteruses during sweeps week. PBS?!?! 'Ram a rod up your arse to stay vertical and watch' PBS?!? Well I'll be damned. But that goes without saying.... Pamela Anderson helps marines get into the spirit. The terms 'standing at attention' and 'saluting' took on a whole new meaning when she arrived. Two men have been arrested in South Africa after allegedly selling testicles and a tongue to undercover police. Ummmm.... How much? What?! I was just aski... Shit. Man finds Walter Payton's Super Bowl ring between couch cushions. The wife swears she knows nothing... Actually, it's a really cool story. Check it out....