Diva
04-11-02, 05:41AM
Maybe It's Time To Implement Plan B
I took my cat to the vet on Saturday. Half of his face was swollen up like a balloon. Yep. Just how I want to spend a weekend. Fucking infected tooth. Poor baby. The clerk was this nippy little thing. She insisted on taking my cat into the back for 'observation'. I said that I wanted to stay with him. "Oh no, you can't do that. It's in the procedure area." Like they're building something for NASA. I insisted that I stay with him. She said, "It's against doctor's orders. They want to observe him." I had enough twit shit for the day. I leaned over and said, "Are you telling me that if you take my cat back there that someone is going to plop a chair in front of him and just... watch him?" "Well, no.." "Okay, then. Well, I will be doing that. So, which would be better care?" Needless to say, I got my way. Next battle... She wants to carry him. I kept telling the clerk I'd carry him. She insisted, saying how this is her job. As if carrying cats is something you are trained for. I figured 'pick your battles wisely and let her pick up the carrier. Her eyes bugged out like Roger Rabbit when she tried to pick the cage up. Guess who carried my big boy back? Why do I say 'big boy'? Cuz that sucker weighed in at 22.1 pounds. Well, Monday he has surgery. The doctor wants me to squirt this antibiotic into his mouth on the tooth. Which happens to be the last one. Of course. Have you any idea how hard it is to pin a 22 pound cat down, pry open his mouth and squirt medication in? Needless to say... The wall will be germ free in no time.
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I took my cat to the vet on Saturday. Half of his face was swollen up like a balloon. Yep. Just how I want to spend a weekend. Fucking infected tooth. Poor baby. The clerk was this nippy little thing. She insisted on taking my cat into the back for 'observation'. I said that I wanted to stay with him. "Oh no, you can't do that. It's in the procedure area." Like they're building something for NASA. I insisted that I stay with him. She said, "It's against doctor's orders. They want to observe him." I had enough twit shit for the day. I leaned over and said, "Are you telling me that if you take my cat back there that someone is going to plop a chair in front of him and just... watch him?" "Well, no.." "Okay, then. Well, I will be doing that. So, which would be better care?" Needless to say, I got my way. Next battle... She wants to carry him. I kept telling the clerk I'd carry him. She insisted, saying how this is her job. As if carrying cats is something you are trained for. I figured 'pick your battles wisely and let her pick up the carrier. Her eyes bugged out like Roger Rabbit when she tried to pick the cage up. Guess who carried my big boy back? Why do I say 'big boy'? Cuz that sucker weighed in at 22.1 pounds. Well, Monday he has surgery. The doctor wants me to squirt this antibiotic into his mouth on the tooth. Which happens to be the last one. Of course. Have you any idea how hard it is to pin a 22 pound cat down, pry open his mouth and squirt medication in? Needless to say... The wall will be germ free in no time.
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