Diva
04-11-02, 05:39AM
"Open Wide"... Two Words The Dentist Never Has To Say To Lewinsky
Well, well. Another week has come and gone without me killing anybody. So I guess it's been a good week. But there have been times when the only thing stopping me from throttling someone is the paperwork. Stupid people are like cockroaches... No matter what you do to stamp them out, some asshole spawns another generation more annoying than the last. Prove me wrong. I dare you. Case in point: President Bush nixes inviting the Russian President to the White House. Instead he shows up in a pick-up truck and shleps him off to his ranch in Texas. He's the President of Russia, not BillyJoeBob visiting after his latest stint in the pokey for runnin' Moonshine! Sigh. Three years three hundred and forty days left.
There's News... And Then there's This
Man found with 44 birds in pants at airport. "No, maam. I have no birds in my pants. My cock chirps when it's happy. And I might add that's a lovely shade of red you have on." *Chirp!* Scientists unearth an ancient sex club in Pompeii (with pics). Gee... You mean they were having sex way back then? [Rolls eyes].... Western Aid workers free from Taliban. The aid workers -- four Germans, two Americans and two Australians -- had been detained by the Taliban since early August on charges of trying to convert Muslims to Christianity. And they got to ride in a US military fighter jet. How cool is that? Not that I'd wanna be jailed for three months to ride in one... Britney Spears new pictures for the ...Rollingstones Magazine. More like Britney's tits... Oh yeah, the rest of her is in it too... the world's saddest boobie competition. I ... I don't know what to say. I... I'm speechless... Jennifer Lopez slams The Smoking Gun over publishing her list of demands for appearing to film a cameo in the "What's Going On" video (which is benefiting victims of both the September 11 terrorist attacks and the African AIDS epidemic). More like Britney's tits... There's the list... Yep, looks pretty 'Prima Donna' to me... Test you diagnostic skills with Virtual Autopsy. Damn! Keep hitting the sides. Oh wait. Wrong one.... Vote for your favorite cameltoe picture. First of all: Ow. Second of all: Ow. That's just nasty. Ow.
Well, well. Another week has come and gone without me killing anybody. So I guess it's been a good week. But there have been times when the only thing stopping me from throttling someone is the paperwork. Stupid people are like cockroaches... No matter what you do to stamp them out, some asshole spawns another generation more annoying than the last. Prove me wrong. I dare you. Case in point: President Bush nixes inviting the Russian President to the White House. Instead he shows up in a pick-up truck and shleps him off to his ranch in Texas. He's the President of Russia, not BillyJoeBob visiting after his latest stint in the pokey for runnin' Moonshine! Sigh. Three years three hundred and forty days left.
There's News... And Then there's This
Man found with 44 birds in pants at airport. "No, maam. I have no birds in my pants. My cock chirps when it's happy. And I might add that's a lovely shade of red you have on." *Chirp!* Scientists unearth an ancient sex club in Pompeii (with pics). Gee... You mean they were having sex way back then? [Rolls eyes].... Western Aid workers free from Taliban. The aid workers -- four Germans, two Americans and two Australians -- had been detained by the Taliban since early August on charges of trying to convert Muslims to Christianity. And they got to ride in a US military fighter jet. How cool is that? Not that I'd wanna be jailed for three months to ride in one... Britney Spears new pictures for the ...Rollingstones Magazine. More like Britney's tits... Oh yeah, the rest of her is in it too... the world's saddest boobie competition. I ... I don't know what to say. I... I'm speechless... Jennifer Lopez slams The Smoking Gun over publishing her list of demands for appearing to film a cameo in the "What's Going On" video (which is benefiting victims of both the September 11 terrorist attacks and the African AIDS epidemic). More like Britney's tits... There's the list... Yep, looks pretty 'Prima Donna' to me... Test you diagnostic skills with Virtual Autopsy. Damn! Keep hitting the sides. Oh wait. Wrong one.... Vote for your favorite cameltoe picture. First of all: Ow. Second of all: Ow. That's just nasty. Ow.