Diva
04-11-02, 05:38AM
Did The Earth Move For You... Or Was That Just Gas?
Have you ever been 'saturated'? You finish helping someone and realize that you've reached your fill? Then look up and see some miserable S.O.B. Waiting for you to stop exhaling and fix their problem? That happened to me last night. Every miserable, complaining, whining, lazy-assed person called and got... me. Except for myself, that is. I blinked and the voice changed but the song remained the same. They didn't want help... They knew they weren't calling the right place. They just wanted me to hear their story. I finally told some broad, "Lady, you and I both know I can't do a thing for your cluster cysts. Describing them to me will not change that fact. I told you where you needed to call. Several times, in fact. Now I have seven people behind you that I need to see if they are actually calling this number for our service or because it's an 800 number and you reach a living voice to complain to. Call that number so that they can help you. Describe to them what you coughed up last night." She said, "They won't listen." I said, " Lady, you made me listen to your graphic medical history, they damn well better listen too. Make them" She thanked me, a bit confused, and off she went with some sort of pseudo self-empowerment that I had given her. Shit. I figured that if I had to listen to that crap and almost lose my lunch, they had better have to. I'd call them myself to force that crap back on them. Why anyone would voluntarily describe physical ailments with the potential of permanently altering any future contact with said person is beyond me. If I was that woman's grandkid I'd be saying, " Nana's house? Not with that funky shit coming out of her lungs. I ain't kissing her." Sure, I'd eat soap for it... But that's why I can say my teeth a 'Zestfully" clean today.
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Have you ever been 'saturated'? You finish helping someone and realize that you've reached your fill? Then look up and see some miserable S.O.B. Waiting for you to stop exhaling and fix their problem? That happened to me last night. Every miserable, complaining, whining, lazy-assed person called and got... me. Except for myself, that is. I blinked and the voice changed but the song remained the same. They didn't want help... They knew they weren't calling the right place. They just wanted me to hear their story. I finally told some broad, "Lady, you and I both know I can't do a thing for your cluster cysts. Describing them to me will not change that fact. I told you where you needed to call. Several times, in fact. Now I have seven people behind you that I need to see if they are actually calling this number for our service or because it's an 800 number and you reach a living voice to complain to. Call that number so that they can help you. Describe to them what you coughed up last night." She said, "They won't listen." I said, " Lady, you made me listen to your graphic medical history, they damn well better listen too. Make them" She thanked me, a bit confused, and off she went with some sort of pseudo self-empowerment that I had given her. Shit. I figured that if I had to listen to that crap and almost lose my lunch, they had better have to. I'd call them myself to force that crap back on them. Why anyone would voluntarily describe physical ailments with the potential of permanently altering any future contact with said person is beyond me. If I was that woman's grandkid I'd be saying, " Nana's house? Not with that funky shit coming out of her lungs. I ain't kissing her." Sure, I'd eat soap for it... But that's why I can say my teeth a 'Zestfully" clean today.
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