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James
06-21-08, 11:25AM
Yeah, it's from like 2003, but it still makes my penis tingle in a bad way.


We have your sons: CIA
March 10 2003
By Olga Craig

Two young sons of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the suspected mastermind of the September 11 attacks, are being used by the CIA to force their father to talk.

Yousef al-Khalid, 9, and his brother, Abed al-Khalid, 7, were taken into custody in Pakistan in September when intelligence officers raided a flat in Karachi where their father had been hiding.

[...]

He has been told that his sons are being held and is being urged to divulge future attacks against the West and reveal the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden.

"He has said very little so far," a CIA official said on Saturday. "He sits in a trance-like state and recites verses from the Koran. But while he may claim to be a devout Muslim, we know he is fond of the Western-style fast life. His sons are important to him. The promise of their release and their return to Pakistan may be the psychological lever we need to break him."


Who's the fucking terrorists now?
No! You are the demons. Crackered Kernel Joson on his radio
And then we were a Zombie.

justified/not? will an admission of guilt mean anything if he simply loves his kids enough to take the blame to save them?

/discuss!
JakeD
06-22-08, 01:46AM
No! You are the demons. Crackered Kernel Joson on his radio
And then we were a Zombie.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie."

Seriously? I think we've broken down and fucked up these detainees so much that any testimony from them is highly suspect, and that we shouldn't rely on anything that any of them say as being credible. I hate this situation so fucking much.
Reliquiae
06-22-08, 08:35AM
We are monsters... WHY CAN'T WE JUST PULL OUT?!
James
06-22-08, 08:51AM
Pulling out is inefective, I learned that in Sex-ed, the answer is to get over 9000 condoms, cut them open and stretch them out, glue the edges together and completely cover the entire middle east with latex. Or we could pull out this time and remember to use condoms next time.
JakeD
06-22-08, 09:30AM
Also, some monsters have barbed penises, and once they get hooked in the monster isn't willing to pull out unless they're "finished", in their mind. Sure, the monster isn't taking into account the well-being of whatever he's screwing at the time, but the monster also doesn't care, he just wants to spunk and go smoke a cigarette.

also lol we just made analyses of current events using dick humor, awesome
James
06-22-08, 01:34PM
also lol we just made analyses of current events using dick humor, awesome

Also Internets memes.
Beat_Criminal
06-22-08, 05:45PM
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie."

Seriously? I think we've broken down and fucked up these detainees so much that any testimony from them is highly suspect, and that we shouldn't rely on anything that any of them say as being credible. I hate this situation so fucking much.

I agree, there comes a point where you will say just about anything to get what you want, even if it's just what you know they want you to hear (http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/8798997/the_man_who_sold_the_war/).

-B
Bones
06-22-08, 09:11PM
but the monster also doesn't care, he just wants to spunk and go smoke a cigarette.You had to go and give my secret away.

BTW. Got a smoke?
Bassmama
06-23-08, 06:25AM
Also, some monsters have barbed penises, and once they get hooked in the monster isn't willing to pull out unless they're "finished", in their mind. Sure, the monster isn't taking into account the well-being of whatever he's screwing at the time, but the monster also doesn't care, he just wants to spunk and go smoke a cigarette.



Huh- that'll take about 35 seconds....
entipy
06-23-08, 12:33PM
taken into custody = kidnapped

WTF? 7 and 9? Yeah, that's stand-up behavior right there.