Diva
04-11-02, 05:35AM
I'm Having A Good Hair-Day... Just Thought You Wanted To Know
I am not a morning person. I can say that without any doubt. My friends are enthusiastically nodding their heads. I like to sloowwlly wake up. Speech itself is a foreign language. Anyone who talks to me gets a blank stare. The neurons are firing... they're just not connecting. If they continue to talk, or worse yet ask me a question, the blank stare turns into a look of annoyance. Then it's just a look of "Fuck off". Hell, before my coffee kicks in they should hang a verile sign on me. Caution: Approach at own risk [of being bitch-slapped]. Haha. My coworker just walked by and asked if I had drank my coffee yet. I said no and she said, "Oh, okay. I'll come back later." See? It's good to know the habits and moods of your co-workers. You live longer that way.
I have a three day weekend. Woo Hoo! three days of being the laziest chick on the block. Really. That's my goal. I'm gonna Lounge myself into the Guinness Book Of World Records. Break out the Zima and put the Pizza on speed dial. Heh. I perused the news, but there was nothing that jumped out at me, so here's a couple of videos to laugh about.
Damn string bikini. Call me anytime. And often! Here kitty, kitty, kitty! When parentsgo bad. Really bad.
I am not a morning person. I can say that without any doubt. My friends are enthusiastically nodding their heads. I like to sloowwlly wake up. Speech itself is a foreign language. Anyone who talks to me gets a blank stare. The neurons are firing... they're just not connecting. If they continue to talk, or worse yet ask me a question, the blank stare turns into a look of annoyance. Then it's just a look of "Fuck off". Hell, before my coffee kicks in they should hang a verile sign on me. Caution: Approach at own risk [of being bitch-slapped]. Haha. My coworker just walked by and asked if I had drank my coffee yet. I said no and she said, "Oh, okay. I'll come back later." See? It's good to know the habits and moods of your co-workers. You live longer that way.
I have a three day weekend. Woo Hoo! three days of being the laziest chick on the block. Really. That's my goal. I'm gonna Lounge myself into the Guinness Book Of World Records. Break out the Zima and put the Pizza on speed dial. Heh. I perused the news, but there was nothing that jumped out at me, so here's a couple of videos to laugh about.
Damn string bikini. Call me anytime. And often! Here kitty, kitty, kitty! When parentsgo bad. Really bad.