Diva
04-11-02, 05:33AM
It Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth... That's A First
Crotchless underwear. Why? Why not just go Comando? I'm flipping through the Fredericks catalog see this. That's different, I guess. Usually you're trying to pick underwear out of your ass... With these you're trying to tuck it in. Then there's the tit enhancers. Or, as I call em... the "What the fuck happened to your tits" enhansers. Getting the man and keeping him are two different things. You shove those things infront of a guy, he's gonna want to play with em. Saying, "Okay" and taking them out of your bra and giving them to him isn't what he had in mind. That's like me unzipping a guys' pants and taking out a rolled up sock. The night ends then and there, man. When it comes right down to it, lingerie is for the chicks. The longest time I've worn it is from the bedroom door to the bed. My friend surprised her husband in a French maids outfit. He told her to get him a beer and do the windows. He still has an 'unnatural' fear of feather dusters. ...
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The 2002 Northern Texas Firefighter calendar. Why isn't there more months in a year?!?! Georgia town wants to make cheerleaders less sexy. Whatta they gonna do... Make em wear potato sacks? How about lowering the hemline so you don't see who's who in the camel toe fashion show... Australian widow has had her husband's ashes sewn into her breast implants. Throw a shrimp on the barbi and an Aussie in the titties. If I hugged her would I be committing adultry with her husband? Or would it be a three-some? Stop while you're behind, Diva. Online music mixer. This is too cool. I was even able to make some pretty swank tunes, so you know it's fairly easy. Americans snatch up Bio Tents. This reminds me of my childhood memories. "Now children. If the nuclear warhead lands on this side of the room, what do you do? That's right, duck under the table and put your head between your legs [and kiss your ass goodbye].
Crotchless underwear. Why? Why not just go Comando? I'm flipping through the Fredericks catalog see this. That's different, I guess. Usually you're trying to pick underwear out of your ass... With these you're trying to tuck it in. Then there's the tit enhancers. Or, as I call em... the "What the fuck happened to your tits" enhansers. Getting the man and keeping him are two different things. You shove those things infront of a guy, he's gonna want to play with em. Saying, "Okay" and taking them out of your bra and giving them to him isn't what he had in mind. That's like me unzipping a guys' pants and taking out a rolled up sock. The night ends then and there, man. When it comes right down to it, lingerie is for the chicks. The longest time I've worn it is from the bedroom door to the bed. My friend surprised her husband in a French maids outfit. He told her to get him a beer and do the windows. He still has an 'unnatural' fear of feather dusters. ...
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The 2002 Northern Texas Firefighter calendar. Why isn't there more months in a year?!?! Georgia town wants to make cheerleaders less sexy. Whatta they gonna do... Make em wear potato sacks? How about lowering the hemline so you don't see who's who in the camel toe fashion show... Australian widow has had her husband's ashes sewn into her breast implants. Throw a shrimp on the barbi and an Aussie in the titties. If I hugged her would I be committing adultry with her husband? Or would it be a three-some? Stop while you're behind, Diva. Online music mixer. This is too cool. I was even able to make some pretty swank tunes, so you know it's fairly easy. Americans snatch up Bio Tents. This reminds me of my childhood memories. "Now children. If the nuclear warhead lands on this side of the room, what do you do? That's right, duck under the table and put your head between your legs [and kiss your ass goodbye].