It's Not Even Your FIRST Day

[Diva]

Yesterday morning I had to go for my new badge photo. I arrived before they opened and there were only four people waiting (there's usually a LOT more). In front of me were two young dippy chicks chatting about their new jobs, etc... Ironically one had gotten the job that the other had applied for. After a few minutes of mindless chatting I started looking for sharp objects in my purse. Then the door opened. The first two people walked in and a bossy voice yelled out, "Two at a time!" You gotta love glorified security secretaries. The two ditzy chicks hopped back, then started bitching about the wait, the process and anything else their little minds could think of. I just kept to myself, amazed that these people were even complaining. I muttered a "Welcome to UCLA" and then turned back to my paper staring.

I don't get how someone can complain about waiting ten minutes total for a badge. You can wait that long easily in any establishment. Waiting is expected these days. These twits weren't even around when fast and friendly service was alive. Hell, I was a kid when it was ending. I would just be so happy to have a decent paying job that offered full benefits that I would look at any waiting as a blessing. Then again, I'm not some vapid twit who whines about anything and everything.




Allegedly.... :whome:

News
º Man injured in 'mooning' accident (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080603/48461340_3ca6_1552620080604-455340111).
º UFO dive-bombs couple on highway (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23802159-13762,00.html).
º Man sues truck stop over coffee burns (http://www.local6.com/money/16458583/detail.html).
º 'Tumor' turns out to be 25 year-old surgical towel (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20080604095105818C409025).
º Spanish singer strips for animal campaign (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20080604095003175C349203).
º City sets reward for serpentlike creature (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080603/4844c1c0_3ca6_1552620080603-279906789).
º Private university teaches students to grow pot (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20080603100051471C359399).
º Leader fooled by miracle fuel (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23804412-13762,00.html).
º Man on ATV tries to outrun police (http://www.local6.com/news/16489164/detail.html).
º Drug kingpin lived high life in prison (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20080604095050142C161490).
º Pringles packager buried in Pringles can (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23804700-13762,00.html).
º Man claims car runs on tap water (http://www.local6.com/news/16488151/detail.html).
º Computer renames students in yearbook (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20080603054949503C465622).
º Elderly pair dodges traffic charge (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23804701-13762,00.html).

No Levity this week. I didn't have time. Sorry!

[NCeddie]

In front of me were two young dippy chicks chatting about their new jobs, etc... After a few minutes of mindless chatting I started looking for sharp objects in my purse.

--Safety Update #4092-a:

Carrying sharp objects in your purse isn't just for attacking would-be rapists anymore. Such objects are handy when trapped among sophomoric women whose audio output can turn your brain into StoveTop Stuffing.



The two ditzy chicks ... started bitching about the wait, the process and anything else their little minds could think of.... vapid twit[s] who whine about anything and everything.

Thank goodness, that there were no "vapid twits" aboard the conestogas crossing the prairies or the western frontier would have never been settled. Such women as you describe, couldn't even settle the dust on a cosmetics counter at Macy's!

:angel:

[Bones]

Diva, I complain when there is no reason to. I do it just cause I like annoying people.
Anyways, I'm off to fuck up my friends resume cause he keeps annoying me to do it for him. I hope he knows that he used to be a male prostitute.

[Isotrip]

Waiting in a line... while you are at work being paid to stand in said line...? And there are complaints.... ? I fail to see their logic! :p