Diva
05-20-08, 07:09AM
In front of my apartment is a huge row of trees that took the place of the fence when the drunk driver drove through it some years back. That's a mouthful. Anyways... I was walking in front of said trees when a guy comes whipping around the corner on his bike. There were screeching tires and wide eyed expressions from the both of us. Then the bus drove by. He continued on his way and I realized how close one of us came to being flung into the street. He brushed it off as a no harm/no foul sort of thing. It's amazing this guy lasted as long as he did without killing himself or someone else. Besides the whole 'you should be riding the bike in the street, fuckwad' debate I just can't understand how someone can tear around the corner where people are ALWAYS walking at that time (I've seen him on numerous occasions) without the slightest hesitance. I'm going to start carrying a stick with me. He keeps it up, I'm flinging it into the spokes. Idiot...
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