Diva
04-10-02, 07:13PM
Doo Wa Ditty. Ditty Dum Ditty Do... Did I Getcha?
All together now, "THANK G-D IT'S FRIDAY!!! Woo Hoo!!! *End-zone dance* Free at last! muhahahahaha!!! Eh hem. Moving right along *giggle*. Middle class sucks. We bust our asses to keep our heads above water, and The Man [whatever] takes our taxes. Damn it, I want more 'play money'. I have no kids [thank G-d! Sorry Chickeeta] and just paid off my bills. Yay! No car payment and I cut up all my cards. Now what? Well, I've been told everything from invest to put the money towards my retirement. When I try to explain that I plan on dying early while having great sex... They say I'm just not right and walk away shaking their heads. Bunch of old bitties in this [non]fucking office. Invest? Why not just hand it to the first person I see? The worst part is that almost half goes to taxes. Apparently we're penalized for not getting knocked up or marrying the first person we see. *Wanted. Husband for tax write-off*.
I've been futzing around with my board. No, I didn't delete anyone this time. It's pretty damn cool. There's so many little 'extras' to play with. Everyday I'm finding something new to do. Well, on to the next hack. Muhahahaha.
All together now, "THANK G-D IT'S FRIDAY!!! Woo Hoo!!! *End-zone dance* Free at last! muhahahahaha!!! Eh hem. Moving right along *giggle*. Middle class sucks. We bust our asses to keep our heads above water, and The Man [whatever] takes our taxes. Damn it, I want more 'play money'. I have no kids [thank G-d! Sorry Chickeeta] and just paid off my bills. Yay! No car payment and I cut up all my cards. Now what? Well, I've been told everything from invest to put the money towards my retirement. When I try to explain that I plan on dying early while having great sex... They say I'm just not right and walk away shaking their heads. Bunch of old bitties in this [non]fucking office. Invest? Why not just hand it to the first person I see? The worst part is that almost half goes to taxes. Apparently we're penalized for not getting knocked up or marrying the first person we see. *Wanted. Husband for tax write-off*.
I've been futzing around with my board. No, I didn't delete anyone this time. It's pretty damn cool. There's so many little 'extras' to play with. Everyday I'm finding something new to do. Well, on to the next hack. Muhahahaha.