Diva
04-10-02, 07:12PM
How Do You Do That Position? You Put Your Le... Er... Or So I've HEARD...
I hate when porn goes through the rerun cycle. There's only so much 'classic' pictures you can go through. I've been clicking in and out of galleries so much, my roller ball came. For G-d's sake, the chicks are wearing head bands and leg warmers! I'm still waiting to see 'fucking on roller-skates'. Where's all the new stuff? You can't tell me that Everyone's stopped fucking. Damn republicans.
You'd think porn would be timeless. But even butt naked you can tell how old it is. If the hair style doesn't give it away, the box always does. You see pubes, it's at least 5 to 10 years old. And the really old porn just never did anything for me. Besides the fact that they looked so damn 'polite' about it... I can't shake the visual that they're currently old or dead. Wait a minute.... Nana?. You can't tell me that Everyone's stopped fucking. Damn republicans.
What's Happening In The World?
Man chases naked masturbater from his property. Naked man falls and dies. Homeowner on trial for his death. I'd love to be on that jury. "Will Jurer number 10 PLEASE quit snickering.".... Afghanistan's national sport: Goat grabbing (with pics). Did I mention the goat was headless? They play sports like they 'fight'. Dirty. ... Kids website is now porn site. You think Timmy's learning his A B Cs, while he's actually learning about the Birds and Bees.... Obsessive who collected urine from women's toilets escapes jail. Man, Ain't that a pisser.... A Swaziland court has ordered a man to improve his performance in bed to satisfy his two wives. Two wives? That's like 24/7 PMS and nagging in stereo. Be afraid, very afraid...Brothel-owner wins first oral sex World Championships. Hey! I wasn't invited. Shit...
I hate when porn goes through the rerun cycle. There's only so much 'classic' pictures you can go through. I've been clicking in and out of galleries so much, my roller ball came. For G-d's sake, the chicks are wearing head bands and leg warmers! I'm still waiting to see 'fucking on roller-skates'. Where's all the new stuff? You can't tell me that Everyone's stopped fucking. Damn republicans.
You'd think porn would be timeless. But even butt naked you can tell how old it is. If the hair style doesn't give it away, the box always does. You see pubes, it's at least 5 to 10 years old. And the really old porn just never did anything for me. Besides the fact that they looked so damn 'polite' about it... I can't shake the visual that they're currently old or dead. Wait a minute.... Nana?. You can't tell me that Everyone's stopped fucking. Damn republicans.
What's Happening In The World?
Man chases naked masturbater from his property. Naked man falls and dies. Homeowner on trial for his death. I'd love to be on that jury. "Will Jurer number 10 PLEASE quit snickering.".... Afghanistan's national sport: Goat grabbing (with pics). Did I mention the goat was headless? They play sports like they 'fight'. Dirty. ... Kids website is now porn site. You think Timmy's learning his A B Cs, while he's actually learning about the Birds and Bees.... Obsessive who collected urine from women's toilets escapes jail. Man, Ain't that a pisser.... A Swaziland court has ordered a man to improve his performance in bed to satisfy his two wives. Two wives? That's like 24/7 PMS and nagging in stereo. Be afraid, very afraid...Brothel-owner wins first oral sex World Championships. Hey! I wasn't invited. Shit...