Diva
04-10-02, 07:06PM
Courtesy Flush? How About A Courtesy Spray?
Do you ever have days when nothing goes right? Try having one of those days and PMS-ing. Here's a tip: Don't try to figure it out. By the time I finally went to bed last night I could almost hear the echo of the well I was at the bottom of. Overly dramatic? Fuck off and bring me chocolate.
I work so hard on my site, and it feels good to finish an update [even a half-assed one]. The pay-off is when I meet someone new. You can never know too many people. But it's weird to go to a site and have someone know you. Like I have a reputation and don't quite know what it is. Like when you pass a guy and he gives you a knowing smile and you think to yourself "Have I slept with him?" You know? Huh? Oh, well... I was just giving an example, that's all. Shit. [Edit]. One of these days I'm gonna remember that edit reminder...
You know the old saying "I complained that I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet"? It's a good thought to keep in the back of your mind. I bitch about my supervisor, then I see a man begging on the street. I complain that my apartment could be nicer, then I see a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Sometimes I feel like I'm losing my mind, then I see a mentally ill person... and say "Finally! someone I can relate to.
Publisher's Clearinghouse sending out packages of white powdered detergent in mail. Billiance. And they couldn't recall it?..... For the NFL who has everything:Team Logo contact lenses. Makes the face-paint look kinda tame, don't it?.... Car with "feelings" launched by Toyota. Cool looking car. I can see it now: Start, damn it! 'Leave me alone, I'm not in the mood'.... Boy organises sex trip using headteacher's signature. Hey! It was for sex education! Heh heh.... Russian man has lived with dead roomate at table, with a fork in hand, for a week. So, when they moved the body, did he take the fork and wash it? Ewwwwwww.... An Australian state is appointing its own "pimp" to increase the number of brothels. Too many were being rejected. I can see it now... It'll be like McDonalds. One on every corner. The golden arches kinda look like open legs anyway.... 12-year-old boy expelled for masterbating in class. Oh that's good, scar the child for life. Assholes....
Do you ever have days when nothing goes right? Try having one of those days and PMS-ing. Here's a tip: Don't try to figure it out. By the time I finally went to bed last night I could almost hear the echo of the well I was at the bottom of. Overly dramatic? Fuck off and bring me chocolate.
I work so hard on my site, and it feels good to finish an update [even a half-assed one]. The pay-off is when I meet someone new. You can never know too many people. But it's weird to go to a site and have someone know you. Like I have a reputation and don't quite know what it is. Like when you pass a guy and he gives you a knowing smile and you think to yourself "Have I slept with him?" You know? Huh? Oh, well... I was just giving an example, that's all. Shit. [Edit]. One of these days I'm gonna remember that edit reminder...
You know the old saying "I complained that I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet"? It's a good thought to keep in the back of your mind. I bitch about my supervisor, then I see a man begging on the street. I complain that my apartment could be nicer, then I see a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Sometimes I feel like I'm losing my mind, then I see a mentally ill person... and say "Finally! someone I can relate to.
Publisher's Clearinghouse sending out packages of white powdered detergent in mail. Billiance. And they couldn't recall it?..... For the NFL who has everything:Team Logo contact lenses. Makes the face-paint look kinda tame, don't it?.... Car with "feelings" launched by Toyota. Cool looking car. I can see it now: Start, damn it! 'Leave me alone, I'm not in the mood'.... Boy organises sex trip using headteacher's signature. Hey! It was for sex education! Heh heh.... Russian man has lived with dead roomate at table, with a fork in hand, for a week. So, when they moved the body, did he take the fork and wash it? Ewwwwwww.... An Australian state is appointing its own "pimp" to increase the number of brothels. Too many were being rejected. I can see it now... It'll be like McDonalds. One on every corner. The golden arches kinda look like open legs anyway.... 12-year-old boy expelled for masterbating in class. Oh that's good, scar the child for life. Assholes....