Diva
04-10-02, 07:01PM
Life's A Bitch... And Then She Bleeds
I hate PMS. Every other month I feel miserable, bitchy and just want to be left alone. G-d help the person who has to deal with me... because I have no mercy. Some idiot telemarketer called from AT&T trying once again to woo me over with a promise of $35.
Thirty-five bucks?!?!?! That wouldn't even get me a seat near the kitchen at decent restaurant around here. You have got to do better than that. What about paying for my first long distance phone bill?
What? Ma'am, we don't haggle...
Oh, come off it, you say you want my business?
Yeessss...
Then prove it! My first phone bill... And a toaster oven.
A TOASTER OVEN?!?!?!
Sure, Why not? Do you have any pens lyin...
*CLICK*
Hello? Asshole.
I think this is gonna be one of those weeks. I basically fucked off my whole weekend, except for a great conversation with a really cool reader.... Don't you hate when you get that itch to call in sick of it? You know, the clearing of the throat, deep nasal inhales and exhales, hand to your head, looking for ANY fucking symptom to justify calling in? I couldn't find shit. It's one of the few time that being perfectly healthy is a bad thing. I'm almost tempted to go to my friends' house and have her two year old cough on me. Ummm... We're going to Hell in a handbasket, aren't we?
News~N~Links To Appease You
Man offerring money to anyone who can infect his computer with a virus. I'd hate to be working on the same network as that guy. Can you imagine his co-workers? "You did What?!?! . Chiefs fan falls 30 feet from upper deck at game against Steelers. Steelers win 20-17. Chiefs blame trauma of seeing fan fall. Fan responds appropriately. http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/gf/misc/finger.gif.... The Official Tard Dance Site Opens! I... I... Hahaha. Don't blame me... Send them the hate mail. Eugene, the marvelous crooning child. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Must have sound and Depends on... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! funny Flash animation about the consumption of alcohol. This is NOT me, damn it! Well, not anymore... Get your very own Scrotilla the hun. Anyone have a birthday coming up? Heh heh... Pennsylvania woman moons motorists:Grandmother told her to "bare your posterior and yell ‘fill 'er up' three times" if she wanted to avoid debts. What ever happened to the NaNas who gave you cookies and milk? It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!!!
I hate PMS. Every other month I feel miserable, bitchy and just want to be left alone. G-d help the person who has to deal with me... because I have no mercy. Some idiot telemarketer called from AT&T trying once again to woo me over with a promise of $35.
Thirty-five bucks?!?!?! That wouldn't even get me a seat near the kitchen at decent restaurant around here. You have got to do better than that. What about paying for my first long distance phone bill?
What? Ma'am, we don't haggle...
Oh, come off it, you say you want my business?
Yeessss...
Then prove it! My first phone bill... And a toaster oven.
A TOASTER OVEN?!?!?!
Sure, Why not? Do you have any pens lyin...
*CLICK*
Hello? Asshole.
I think this is gonna be one of those weeks. I basically fucked off my whole weekend, except for a great conversation with a really cool reader.... Don't you hate when you get that itch to call in sick of it? You know, the clearing of the throat, deep nasal inhales and exhales, hand to your head, looking for ANY fucking symptom to justify calling in? I couldn't find shit. It's one of the few time that being perfectly healthy is a bad thing. I'm almost tempted to go to my friends' house and have her two year old cough on me. Ummm... We're going to Hell in a handbasket, aren't we?
News~N~Links To Appease You
Man offerring money to anyone who can infect his computer with a virus. I'd hate to be working on the same network as that guy. Can you imagine his co-workers? "You did What?!?! . Chiefs fan falls 30 feet from upper deck at game against Steelers. Steelers win 20-17. Chiefs blame trauma of seeing fan fall. Fan responds appropriately. http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/gf/misc/finger.gif.... The Official Tard Dance Site Opens! I... I... Hahaha. Don't blame me... Send them the hate mail. Eugene, the marvelous crooning child. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Must have sound and Depends on... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! funny Flash animation about the consumption of alcohol. This is NOT me, damn it! Well, not anymore... Get your very own Scrotilla the hun. Anyone have a birthday coming up? Heh heh... Pennsylvania woman moons motorists:Grandmother told her to "bare your posterior and yell ‘fill 'er up' three times" if she wanted to avoid debts. What ever happened to the NaNas who gave you cookies and milk? It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!!!