Diva
04-10-02, 06:57PM
Slowly But Surely, Step By Step...
Ummmm... Here. Go look at these links. I'll get back to you with some sort of an update.
I think this is gonna be one of those days. I woke up at 3PM. Granted , I chatted all night and went to bed at 7AM. Does the term 'walking dead' mean anything to you? I need a vacation. Thanks to everyone for their kind and positive compliments on yesterday's post. It's nice to know that there are people going through the same shit or who feel the same way as I do. Ultimately, the only way that we are going to survive in this day and age is tolerance. Even if you don't feel the same way... there is nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree.
There are so many things happening around us... If you are aware of your surroundings, you'll never be bored. I was at the local drug store, trying to figure out which brand I usually use for eye drops. I can never get the damn name right and the boxes all look the same. Anyhoo, on the next isle a couple's discussing lubrication. Sometimes it's just impossible to block out conversation, ya know. She keeps asking in a semi low voice, "Are you sure this is for anal sex? It doesn't say so on the box." The guy: "Yes, I'm sure. They won't list that." The chick: "But it says 'topical'... that means not inside." The guy [obviously desperate for a piece of ass] "Yes, but it's still on top of your skin." The twit :"Ohhhhh." Then "But what if it goes, you know, deep inside. Then it's not oral anymore." I couldn't take it anymore. I peeked around the corner: You know, hon. You can always do it without...." She flung that bottle in the basket so fast the guy jumped. Then he looked at me and smiled. The only saving grace for that twit? She was brunette... :)
News~N~Links To Appease You
British Airways consider arming pilots with stun guns. Kathy Lee Gifford is all for it. An accountant has been fined for sending a woman the text message I like U. What a bitch. A hoaxer has tried to kill off an Internet fantasy game player by claiming he died in the World Trade Centre. I'd say get a life... but he already has two. What Star Wars Character are you? R2D2?!?!!?! Shit. Disposable dipper to detect date rape drug is launched. It's come to this??? Underwater pornography. I wanna know how that chick is giving a blow job underwater. Stick figure porn. Go figure. Hey, even Calista Flockart gets horny. Wanna play some Erotic Chess? The game still looks as boring as shit. Doll Soup - three dolls, three lives, three loves, three mental illnesses. These people should not be aloud to procreate. After I find out what Happens to Beverly who's carrying morag's.. Oh G-d, Kill me now!
Ummmm... Here. Go look at these links. I'll get back to you with some sort of an update.
I think this is gonna be one of those days. I woke up at 3PM. Granted , I chatted all night and went to bed at 7AM. Does the term 'walking dead' mean anything to you? I need a vacation. Thanks to everyone for their kind and positive compliments on yesterday's post. It's nice to know that there are people going through the same shit or who feel the same way as I do. Ultimately, the only way that we are going to survive in this day and age is tolerance. Even if you don't feel the same way... there is nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree.
There are so many things happening around us... If you are aware of your surroundings, you'll never be bored. I was at the local drug store, trying to figure out which brand I usually use for eye drops. I can never get the damn name right and the boxes all look the same. Anyhoo, on the next isle a couple's discussing lubrication. Sometimes it's just impossible to block out conversation, ya know. She keeps asking in a semi low voice, "Are you sure this is for anal sex? It doesn't say so on the box." The guy: "Yes, I'm sure. They won't list that." The chick: "But it says 'topical'... that means not inside." The guy [obviously desperate for a piece of ass] "Yes, but it's still on top of your skin." The twit :"Ohhhhh." Then "But what if it goes, you know, deep inside. Then it's not oral anymore." I couldn't take it anymore. I peeked around the corner: You know, hon. You can always do it without...." She flung that bottle in the basket so fast the guy jumped. Then he looked at me and smiled. The only saving grace for that twit? She was brunette... :)
News~N~Links To Appease You
British Airways consider arming pilots with stun guns. Kathy Lee Gifford is all for it. An accountant has been fined for sending a woman the text message I like U. What a bitch. A hoaxer has tried to kill off an Internet fantasy game player by claiming he died in the World Trade Centre. I'd say get a life... but he already has two. What Star Wars Character are you? R2D2?!?!!?! Shit. Disposable dipper to detect date rape drug is launched. It's come to this??? Underwater pornography. I wanna know how that chick is giving a blow job underwater. Stick figure porn. Go figure. Hey, even Calista Flockart gets horny. Wanna play some Erotic Chess? The game still looks as boring as shit. Doll Soup - three dolls, three lives, three loves, three mental illnesses. These people should not be aloud to procreate. After I find out what Happens to Beverly who's carrying morag's.. Oh G-d, Kill me now!