Diva
04-10-02, 06:50PM
War, HUH.. What Is It Good For....
I was standing on the corner after work [oh shut up] going to the parking lot when a group of college kids started marching and loudly screaming for peace and don't kill for me crap. I visualized my car veering into them. Some chick saw me glaring at them [her] and decided to have a go at me [the fool].
"Don't kill for me, America! Violence is not the way!"
Oh? And so you think we should just 'turn the other cheek at those THOUSANDS of people who died on September 11th? Men, women and children... some as young as two and three?
"Violence is not the way!"
Look, dipshit, you're more violent than I am. At least I don't display carcasses in pride.
What?!?!?! That's disgusting! I am against all violence. I'm a vegetarian.!
We'll get back to the glue issue in a moment, shit for brains. What are you wearing around your neck?
It's a cross."
So you approve of them nailing some guy to a cross, slicing him with spears and wearing some thorny hat that dug into his temples then, eh?
"Well, no.. But he died for ..."
Oh really? Would you be wearing a Jesus doing commuted sentence? Say a mini cell with Jesus holding a cup out? Or a mini Jesus bending over [no I didn't say what I wanted to] and picking up garbage?
"He died for our sins. I wear this to show my faith."
Well, then so did those people on September 11th, deary... Only I'm not gonna buy some trinket made up of dangling bodies to show my support and respect... You freak."
With that I left the what must have been a 'C' student pondering her necklace.
I updated the gallery yet AGAIN! Check it out.
News~N~Links To Appease You
First came the Wonderbra. Now comes the Wonderbum - a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes" the parts other tights don't reach. Oh sure, that's what I want, hosery that rides up my ass and spreads my cheeks apart. It should be very popular with middle management..... More before and after airstrike photos. When a high ranking military official was told that they weren't even sure the planes that were targeted could fly he retorted, "Well, they can't now." G-d, I love our military! Brass balls and all.... A Missouri woman comes home to find undertakers had dumped her dead boyfriend's body on her front porch. And yet another page added to the WTF category. Morons.... The Pope supports the war. "This is a just war, not a holy war nor a war of religions". Hot damn! Even the Pope is on our side...
I was standing on the corner after work [oh shut up] going to the parking lot when a group of college kids started marching and loudly screaming for peace and don't kill for me crap. I visualized my car veering into them. Some chick saw me glaring at them [her] and decided to have a go at me [the fool].
"Don't kill for me, America! Violence is not the way!"
Oh? And so you think we should just 'turn the other cheek at those THOUSANDS of people who died on September 11th? Men, women and children... some as young as two and three?
"Violence is not the way!"
Look, dipshit, you're more violent than I am. At least I don't display carcasses in pride.
What?!?!?! That's disgusting! I am against all violence. I'm a vegetarian.!
We'll get back to the glue issue in a moment, shit for brains. What are you wearing around your neck?
It's a cross."
So you approve of them nailing some guy to a cross, slicing him with spears and wearing some thorny hat that dug into his temples then, eh?
"Well, no.. But he died for ..."
Oh really? Would you be wearing a Jesus doing commuted sentence? Say a mini cell with Jesus holding a cup out? Or a mini Jesus bending over [no I didn't say what I wanted to] and picking up garbage?
"He died for our sins. I wear this to show my faith."
Well, then so did those people on September 11th, deary... Only I'm not gonna buy some trinket made up of dangling bodies to show my support and respect... You freak."
With that I left the what must have been a 'C' student pondering her necklace.
I updated the gallery yet AGAIN! Check it out.
News~N~Links To Appease You
First came the Wonderbra. Now comes the Wonderbum - a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes" the parts other tights don't reach. Oh sure, that's what I want, hosery that rides up my ass and spreads my cheeks apart. It should be very popular with middle management..... More before and after airstrike photos. When a high ranking military official was told that they weren't even sure the planes that were targeted could fly he retorted, "Well, they can't now." G-d, I love our military! Brass balls and all.... A Missouri woman comes home to find undertakers had dumped her dead boyfriend's body on her front porch. And yet another page added to the WTF category. Morons.... The Pope supports the war. "This is a just war, not a holy war nor a war of religions". Hot damn! Even the Pope is on our side...