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Diva
04-10-02, 06:49PM
Bimbos. Are they Made Or created?
Seriously... How do these chicks get through life? You know what I am talking about. That dippy smile. Those vacant eyes. The head tilt like when you ask a dog if they want a treat. Their career assessment that said, "Best suited to be a bimbo or house plant". I've done some 'blonde' things in my life [to the certain people fervently nodding their heads http://www.nochicktrix.com/fun/gf/misc/finger.gif], but never bimbo-esque. So it really pisses me off when I get treated like one by default. Case in point: I pull up to a gas pump as the same time as a car on the opposite side. We both get out at the same time. I look at the mechanic and he has the expression like "Payday" on his face. I glance over at the chick at the pump. Her dress was so fucking small her neckline almost touched her hemline. I, on the other hand, was wearing a semi conservative shirt and long skirt. Okay, the skirt had slits up both sides to my thighs, but still... Anyway, so the mechanic starts off with his "Ladies, ladies... this must be my lucky day." Moron. I ignore him and take the nozzle.. "You need any help with that, sweetheart?" I grit my teeth. [To the bimbo next to me] "You okay there sugar?" The bimbo: "Weeelll. Is the middle button what I push to get gas out of the middle thingy?" The mechanic, "Here. Let me do that for you." shit... [Mechanic to me] "Doing okay over there? You sure look good. [Biting tongue] "Fine. Fine." Then the guy steps back and starts looking from her to me, me to her... I can see the words registering: Blonde [her], blonde [me]... blue eyes [me], blue eyes [her]... Big tits [her], big 'natural' tits [me]... bimbo, bimbo. Arrrggghhh!!!! He starts to ask: " Do you nee..." "No. I am perfectly capable of pumping gas. At least give me some credit." Then I got into my car and drove off. When I got to work I was still steaming... until I realized I was wearing my shirt inside out. Lovely. .. .

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