Diva
04-10-02, 06:47PM
If Crass Was Being Forward... What Would Belligerent Be?
I know I've been lacking on the updates... But it should be back to normal today or tomorrow. Depending upon if you consider today a normal one *cough*. I love being on terminal hold, It gives me time to reflect upon my life, where I'm going, wha... "Huh? Hello. Oh, sorry. Ummm, Who am I calling again?" Don't you hate when that happens? I get phone calls all day asking for information... and when I attempt to give it to them I hear the same damn thing, "Oh, let me get something to write on." Why the hell would you even call for information if you didn't have anything to write it with? People today have the attention span of a gnat. We have dulled our senses with handy gadgets that do all the work for us. Television and movies instead of books. How many has spent a half hour searching for the remote control rather than change the damn channel? Flip to the ending of a book to see if it's worth reading? I could go on [oh shut up]... The internet is the worst offender. Everything at your finger tips. You never have to leave your chair. That is, until you need a new chair that supports your ass. I even thought of moving my computer closer to my exercise bike so that I cou... Shit. *Crrrk. This is the 'Get a life' Police. Take your hands off of the keyboard and step away from the computer. Crrrrk* Ummm... Gotta go. I updated the gallery yet AGAIN! Check it out.
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The science behind songs that get stuck in your head. This should be listed as a form of torchure. Quick! Everybody together: "Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream..." MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... The largest collection of women in bras in the world. They made a website of chicks in their undies. Oh joy. Oh Rapture.... Play Flash Mahjongg, updated Windows game. Must... Kill... Creator... Argh!!!! I love this fucking game! That's it. I'm gonna get fired cuz I can't stop playing this damn game.... CDC say Anthrax could have been in a love letter to Jennifer Lopez. Most folks just don't go to their movies if they don't like em.... Moron attempts to storm cockpit. F-16s cause sonic boom over Northwest Chicago and follow plane to landing. This isn't funny. It's fucking scary.... Jilted man cuts off own penis. Oh sure, THAT'LL show her. Moron.... Indian carrier pigeons sacked over internet and email. I'm sorry, WHAT year is this? The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany. It should be called 'Blow~n~Go'. I've got a milion of em. Hot cha cha cha!
I know I've been lacking on the updates... But it should be back to normal today or tomorrow. Depending upon if you consider today a normal one *cough*. I love being on terminal hold, It gives me time to reflect upon my life, where I'm going, wha... "Huh? Hello. Oh, sorry. Ummm, Who am I calling again?" Don't you hate when that happens? I get phone calls all day asking for information... and when I attempt to give it to them I hear the same damn thing, "Oh, let me get something to write on." Why the hell would you even call for information if you didn't have anything to write it with? People today have the attention span of a gnat. We have dulled our senses with handy gadgets that do all the work for us. Television and movies instead of books. How many has spent a half hour searching for the remote control rather than change the damn channel? Flip to the ending of a book to see if it's worth reading? I could go on [oh shut up]... The internet is the worst offender. Everything at your finger tips. You never have to leave your chair. That is, until you need a new chair that supports your ass. I even thought of moving my computer closer to my exercise bike so that I cou... Shit. *Crrrk. This is the 'Get a life' Police. Take your hands off of the keyboard and step away from the computer. Crrrrk* Ummm... Gotta go. I updated the gallery yet AGAIN! Check it out.
News ~N~Links To Appease You
The science behind songs that get stuck in your head. This should be listed as a form of torchure. Quick! Everybody together: "Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream..." MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... The largest collection of women in bras in the world. They made a website of chicks in their undies. Oh joy. Oh Rapture.... Play Flash Mahjongg, updated Windows game. Must... Kill... Creator... Argh!!!! I love this fucking game! That's it. I'm gonna get fired cuz I can't stop playing this damn game.... CDC say Anthrax could have been in a love letter to Jennifer Lopez. Most folks just don't go to their movies if they don't like em.... Moron attempts to storm cockpit. F-16s cause sonic boom over Northwest Chicago and follow plane to landing. This isn't funny. It's fucking scary.... Jilted man cuts off own penis. Oh sure, THAT'LL show her. Moron.... Indian carrier pigeons sacked over internet and email. I'm sorry, WHAT year is this? The world's first drive-in brothel is opening in Germany. It should be called 'Blow~n~Go'. I've got a milion of em. Hot cha cha cha!