We Salute You

[Diva]

Today's rant is dedicated to all those who fought bravely in the war against writer's block and died quietly in a sea of nothingness. Yeah, that's about it.

News
º Man found clinging to boat wants dog rescued first (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080311/47d611d0_3421_13345200803112087360855).
º Woman survives 100-foot fall (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2764623.html).
º Ex-prime minister says internet for porn, not elections (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL1241936920080312).
º Woman left in cell for 4 days without water (http://www.local6.com/news/15566121/detail.html).
º Knitters dressing up inanimate objects (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=nw20080310124558496C719756&set_id=1).
º Expensive placebos work better (http://www.local6.com/health/15564687/detail.html).
º Gnome terrifies town (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23361837-13762,00.html).
º $1m in pot plants found at grow house (http://www.local6.com/news/15567153/detail.html).
º Chinese truck driver buys helmet, continues driving crashed truck (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20080312060124864C440904).
º Deer urine prank makes students ill (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080311/47d611d0_3421_13345200803111749641757).
º Dog saved by CPR (http://www.local6.com/news/15566781/detail.html).
º Women stashed away $56 million to avoid taxes (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKT26997920080312).
º Police officers ignoring speed cameras (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080308/47d21d50_3ca6_1552620080308578822736).
º Man beaten with bat over $1 bill (http://www.local6.com/news/15572104/detail.html).

Levity
º Earth Hour 2008 (http://www.earthhour.org/)
º Hand Painted tooth tattoos (http://www.toothartist.com/)
º 10 Most Bizarre Military Experiments (http://www.cracked.com/article_15983_10-most-bizarre-military-experiments.html)
º Etch A Sketch Clock (http://www.revver.com/video/719432/etch-a-sketch-clock/)
º Toilet Signs blog (http://toiletsigns.blogspot.com/)
º Chick on chick erotica (http://gallerygalore.net/gallery.php?dir=content/200208/adela_susana&id=mcnudes)

[HeavensAngel]

Hand Painted tooth tattoos

Thats just silly. Why would u want that? It would make your tooth look like its rotted.

[Unforgiven]

Let us remember those who fought bravely. Like these guys, whose image I couldn't put here because it's a 2MB animated gif, and none of the usual image hosts will take that. Just pretend a funny image is here. Laugh, damnit, LAUGH!

[pilsbury]

A couple of news items you might of missed.

Man sues M&S for £300K over grape (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7289051.stm)

Gareth Gates : My jockstrap Let me down. (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/dancingonice/a91410/gates-my-jockstrap-let-me-down.html)


News just in...

Mother facing jail after leaving baby in car for two minutes while she put money in a charity box 10 yards away (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=532231&in_page_id=1811)

[Isotrip]

Is that the sound of TAPS being played....


Oh i guess not.

[NCeddie]

Today's rant is dedicated to all those who fought bravely in the war against writer's block and died quietly in a sea of nothingness. Yeah, that's about it.

Help!!! Call the Coast Guard!!!

I think a nefarious member of the Anti-literacy League just kidnapped Diva,
tied writers' blocks to her ankles, and dumped her off the coast of Catalina!

:fishing:

[NCeddie]

º Man found clinging to boat wants dog rescued first (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20080311/47d611d0_3421_13345200803112087360855).


Oh, that would be me, too. If I was pulled into a rescue boat only to look over my shoulder and see my dog go under, I'd just have to go overboard and go down with him.