Diva
04-10-02, 06:43PM
Who Invented Edible Undies And How Did They Conduct Taste Tests?
I can sit for hours admiring the beauty of the day. A blooming flower. The gentle breeze. Clouds that change shapes. So how come five minutes in a check out line makes me want to rip the teller's throat out?
There just aren't enough hours in the day. I vote for more hours... After 5 PM that is. We deserve it. Less staff, more work, same pay. Bullshit, man. Pure bullshit. I get home and it's like the gun goes off. How much can I do within 4 to 5 hours. And I don't even cook! Which of course saves time on venting out the smoke and scraping the pan. I always cringe when I hear the term 'domestic Goddess'. There aint a thing domestic about my ass. I could tell you stories... But I'm not into self-humiliation today. Lets just say that a week doesn't go by without me hearing those three little words, "You did what?!?!?!" Purrrrrrrr.
Here ya go. The newest galleries in the Porn Star section: 1 and 2. I'm still working on the others... so you might check back later on today... 200 pictures is a pain in the ass, man.
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Explorers to wear condoms to stop fish swimming up their penises. The fish is attracted to urine and has to be surgically removed from the bladder, where it dies. Here's an option: Don't pee in the water. Just another thing to think about after taking a big ole gulp of pool water... X-rated billboard on show after 9pm. Do you really think placing a sexually oriented sign where people are driving is a good idea? Can you say, "Car accident"? I knew you could... Rugby player becomes stars' manicurist. Rugby player or 'rug burn'? Cow to give birth to cloned ox on endangered species list. Next we're gonna try for John Holmes. Hot damn! Talk about your long labor.
I can sit for hours admiring the beauty of the day. A blooming flower. The gentle breeze. Clouds that change shapes. So how come five minutes in a check out line makes me want to rip the teller's throat out?
There just aren't enough hours in the day. I vote for more hours... After 5 PM that is. We deserve it. Less staff, more work, same pay. Bullshit, man. Pure bullshit. I get home and it's like the gun goes off. How much can I do within 4 to 5 hours. And I don't even cook! Which of course saves time on venting out the smoke and scraping the pan. I always cringe when I hear the term 'domestic Goddess'. There aint a thing domestic about my ass. I could tell you stories... But I'm not into self-humiliation today. Lets just say that a week doesn't go by without me hearing those three little words, "You did what?!?!?!" Purrrrrrrr.
Here ya go. The newest galleries in the Porn Star section: 1 and 2. I'm still working on the others... so you might check back later on today... 200 pictures is a pain in the ass, man.
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Explorers to wear condoms to stop fish swimming up their penises. The fish is attracted to urine and has to be surgically removed from the bladder, where it dies. Here's an option: Don't pee in the water. Just another thing to think about after taking a big ole gulp of pool water... X-rated billboard on show after 9pm. Do you really think placing a sexually oriented sign where people are driving is a good idea? Can you say, "Car accident"? I knew you could... Rugby player becomes stars' manicurist. Rugby player or 'rug burn'? Cow to give birth to cloned ox on endangered species list. Next we're gonna try for John Holmes. Hot damn! Talk about your long labor.