Diva
04-10-02, 06:41PM
Ya Missed Me, Ya Missed Me... Now Ya Gotta Kiss Me!
I have been fu.... er... messing around with that damn new board. Shit couldn't even go the first sentence without cussing. Oh wait. The second, either. Oh well, I never asked to meet your mother. I couldn't believe how fast the weekend flew by. I'd say half a blink, if that. I had a great time chatting with friends, so it wasn't a complete loss. Kind of like when you total your car, but find a shiny quarter heads up.
I saw the biggest idiot on my way to work. Some guy shaving. I'm not talking a dry shave, either. He looked like Cujo! As I'm watching this guy/dufus he gets shaving cream on his sleeve, which goes to his eye. He starts clawing at his eye, grabs his paper and tries rubbing it off. In the process he got a gob of shaving cream in his hair. This guy is gonna walk into work with blood red eyes, newspaper ink and shaving cream on his face/hair and half a shaven face. Good job, ace. Two thumbs up... Waaaay up. What was this guy thinking? What if he was on the freeway? How can people be so self centered that they have no regard for anyone else? I've seen this shit all the time. Usually it's chicks. I've seen everything from putting on make-up to curling hair. Are they out of their mind? So if she gets into a wreck and suffers burns, will she sue? You betcha. "But the manufacturer never said I couldn't curl and drive, your honor." The sad part is, she'd probably win. Dipshit.
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Man finds severed penis in bottled fruit drink.I could of had a V-8.... Advertising campaign aims to make potatoes sexy. In return for buying a bag of spuds, young professional types will be offered free massages and salsa lessons. What are they gonna do... give Mr. Potato a detachable unit? A Miniature pony leading the way for a blind man.Oh sure. The first time 'My Little Pony' takes a shit, that guy's gonna trade it in for glue. Planned Parenthood offers patriotic condoms to benefit attack victims.Now THAT'S the kind of salute I like to see. 'Aaahh-Tennnn-SHUN!' Misspelled domain names that lead to porn are now a federal crime. As much as I am against censorship on the web, I loath pop up windows even more. Especially porn sites, because they knock my sorry-assed Nutscape driven arse right off. Every fucking time. I think that the webmaster responsible for those suckers should be forced to watch 18 hours of 'Barney'.
I have been fu.... er... messing around with that damn new board. Shit couldn't even go the first sentence without cussing. Oh wait. The second, either. Oh well, I never asked to meet your mother. I couldn't believe how fast the weekend flew by. I'd say half a blink, if that. I had a great time chatting with friends, so it wasn't a complete loss. Kind of like when you total your car, but find a shiny quarter heads up.
I saw the biggest idiot on my way to work. Some guy shaving. I'm not talking a dry shave, either. He looked like Cujo! As I'm watching this guy/dufus he gets shaving cream on his sleeve, which goes to his eye. He starts clawing at his eye, grabs his paper and tries rubbing it off. In the process he got a gob of shaving cream in his hair. This guy is gonna walk into work with blood red eyes, newspaper ink and shaving cream on his face/hair and half a shaven face. Good job, ace. Two thumbs up... Waaaay up. What was this guy thinking? What if he was on the freeway? How can people be so self centered that they have no regard for anyone else? I've seen this shit all the time. Usually it's chicks. I've seen everything from putting on make-up to curling hair. Are they out of their mind? So if she gets into a wreck and suffers burns, will she sue? You betcha. "But the manufacturer never said I couldn't curl and drive, your honor." The sad part is, she'd probably win. Dipshit.
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Man finds severed penis in bottled fruit drink.I could of had a V-8.... Advertising campaign aims to make potatoes sexy. In return for buying a bag of spuds, young professional types will be offered free massages and salsa lessons. What are they gonna do... give Mr. Potato a detachable unit? A Miniature pony leading the way for a blind man.Oh sure. The first time 'My Little Pony' takes a shit, that guy's gonna trade it in for glue. Planned Parenthood offers patriotic condoms to benefit attack victims.Now THAT'S the kind of salute I like to see. 'Aaahh-Tennnn-SHUN!' Misspelled domain names that lead to porn are now a federal crime. As much as I am against censorship on the web, I loath pop up windows even more. Especially porn sites, because they knock my sorry-assed Nutscape driven arse right off. Every fucking time. I think that the webmaster responsible for those suckers should be forced to watch 18 hours of 'Barney'.