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Diva
04-09-02, 01:42PM
(AnnaNova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_562456.html?menu=news.quirkies)) -- A prisoner allegedly retrieved bags of tobacco from his faeces after swallowing them to smuggle them into a non-smoking Indiana jail.

Another inmate at Porter County Jail in Valparaiso claimed he'd make eight cigarettes with the tobacco and sell them for $2 each.

Prison officials claim Charles H. Hankerd swallowed the plastic bags of tobacco just before turning up to serve weekends. Police say he then recovered the tobacco from his faeces.

Hankerd, who's 39 and from Jackson, Michigan, has been charged with trafficking with inmates, a misdemeanour charge punishable by up to a year in jail.

He was serving a year on prior charges of theft and possession of marijuana. Jail Warden Joe Widup told The Times this was the latest in a series of unusual smuggling scams. He said one inmate was getting alcohol smuggled inside bottles of contact lens solution.Now this is what I call despiration. What have you had a "gotta have it" craving for and what did you do to get? I'm not talking about dragging your arse to the store either. How for did you go to get it? Details! Details!

So Red... how bad do you want a cig now?

Redallnite
04-09-02, 09:06PM
I'm not telling!!:shutup:

Jennafer
04-09-02, 11:11PM
Okay. Fine. had to have it? True confessions now. My X was a cokehead and after we broke up he moved in a dealer to fill my shoes. (to get over the pain of the loss) ha ha. Anyway, I met some guy at a bar on Thanksgiving and was geeking for some, so I we went over to my X's house to hang out and party. His new roommate gave me like a 1/2 gram just to clean, but my X didn't like my ride, so he ended up giving the little punkass my car keys and my car dissapeared for the weekend. Luckily, I had a friend who knew this dude's sister and said I was calling the police about my car. So, he dropped it off in Kmart parking lot with the keys under the mat. But, I flipped the fuck out on my X for giving him my keys while I was passed out. ordeal. bad times. onward. :finger:

SysLord
04-10-02, 03:02AM
Well I am proud and happy state. I never tried any form of drugs. To me, its a complete waste of your mind and life.

I trully cannot understand, anyone wasting money on something that both destroys your mind and ultimately kills you.

Call me old fashioned. But Jennafer, if you lived with me, you wouldn't need shit to make your day. Hopefully happiness would siffice.

Jennafer
04-10-02, 06:16AM
That's why I quit about 3 yrs ago, when I left his cornbread ass......:D

SysLord
04-10-02, 06:18AM
Good on you jennafer ;)

Jennafer
04-10-02, 06:29AM
Thanx. It took me awhile to get away from it, but if I didn't I'd probably be dead or in prison by now. That's why I quit in the first place. :)

SysLord
04-10-02, 06:45AM
Wow,

Sounds like an open invitation to me Jennafer! I would check Gladiator's bank account first though :D

dc
04-10-02, 10:51AM
(First part of the topic answer)

Diva!
I want to get me some, Diva!

I don't think I can find her in the store though. Maybe ... I just look up and "she" falls out of the sky, all beautifull and stuff. Kinda like my first out of three wishes?

Who knows ...