Diva
04-09-02, 01:42PM
(AnnaNova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_562456.html?menu=news.quirkies)) -- A prisoner allegedly retrieved bags of tobacco from his faeces after swallowing them to smuggle them into a non-smoking Indiana jail.
Another inmate at Porter County Jail in Valparaiso claimed he'd make eight cigarettes with the tobacco and sell them for $2 each.
Prison officials claim Charles H. Hankerd swallowed the plastic bags of tobacco just before turning up to serve weekends. Police say he then recovered the tobacco from his faeces.
Hankerd, who's 39 and from Jackson, Michigan, has been charged with trafficking with inmates, a misdemeanour charge punishable by up to a year in jail.
He was serving a year on prior charges of theft and possession of marijuana. Jail Warden Joe Widup told The Times this was the latest in a series of unusual smuggling scams. He said one inmate was getting alcohol smuggled inside bottles of contact lens solution.Now this is what I call despiration. What have you had a "gotta have it" craving for and what did you do to get? I'm not talking about dragging your arse to the store either. How for did you go to get it? Details! Details!
So Red... how bad do you want a cig now?
Another inmate at Porter County Jail in Valparaiso claimed he'd make eight cigarettes with the tobacco and sell them for $2 each.
Prison officials claim Charles H. Hankerd swallowed the plastic bags of tobacco just before turning up to serve weekends. Police say he then recovered the tobacco from his faeces.
Hankerd, who's 39 and from Jackson, Michigan, has been charged with trafficking with inmates, a misdemeanour charge punishable by up to a year in jail.
He was serving a year on prior charges of theft and possession of marijuana. Jail Warden Joe Widup told The Times this was the latest in a series of unusual smuggling scams. He said one inmate was getting alcohol smuggled inside bottles of contact lens solution.Now this is what I call despiration. What have you had a "gotta have it" craving for and what did you do to get? I'm not talking about dragging your arse to the store either. How for did you go to get it? Details! Details!
So Red... how bad do you want a cig now?