You Can't Take it ALL With You

[Diva]

Here is a simple game .. pretend you are stuck on a raft and you see an island. The raft is floating away... There are 3 things on the raft but you can only take one thing with you to the island. What would you pick?

You list ONE item from the list above you and posts 3 more random items. They can be any 3 items big or small. You must take ONE item only!!!

I'll start

1) A box of peanut brittle.
2) Paris Hilton blow up doll
3) A solar powered MP3 player filled with Yule Brenner's complete spoken word catalog.

[trekbugging]

paris hilton blow up doll as i can float away on it--hahahah

1) a box of strike anywhere matches
2) rubber chicken
3) cell phone with only 1 call left on it

[Diva]

Cell phone (Jake had BETTER answer!)

1. a broken TV
2. the bible
3. a penis enlarger

[Bones]

Penis enlarger

1. A still
2. A book
3. A porn star

[Unforgiven]

Porn star. I can only read a book once, and I've never used a still before, and I'm more confident in my knowledge on how to use a porn star than how to use a still. Now if only I had condoms...

1. A stick of gum
2. A stick of dynomite
3. A stick.

[Bassmama]

A stick. At least I can figure out how to set up a fishing rod out of it or use it as a spear, digging tool, or javelin to get food with.

1. A bra
2. Lace panties
3. A kite (without string.)

[Bones]

A kite .

1. A knife
2. A lap top
3. A bicycle

[James]

A bra. (I could slip it onto one of the native animals and pretend it's a hairy but real woman)

edit: beaten to it! :(

A knife! I liek to stab things!

1. Everyone from NCT.
2. An elephant you have trained to get an erection whenever you say a command.
3. An Ipod with anal bead vibrator and a computer with every song ever made, and frequent updates with new songs via magic.

[dynamitt]

Hmm James I think your 1 and 3 is bending the rules a bit...

I say the elephant. I might be able to get him to swim away from the island with me on his back.

1. a chocolate bar
2. a soda can
3. a bottle of handlotion

[Unforgiven]

Bottle of hand lotion. I don't think I need to explain why. It gets lonely on a deserted island all by yourself.

1. A turnip
2. A radish
3. A melon

[Diva]

A turnip.

1. Anne Coulter
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Rush Limbaugh

[Unforgiven]

Ann Coulter. At least that'd mean she'd be stuck on a deserted island with just me, and I can't think of a worse thing for her. :)

1. A rifle
2. A sword
3. A rubber chicken

[James]

A rifle (in case Ann Coulter came by)

1: A box of chocolate cookies, soaked in urine
2: A Mason jar full of urine
3: A bottle of applejuice that smells suspiciously like urine.

[Diva]

A box of chocolate cookies, soaked in urine. Desperate times....

1. Trannie porn magazine
2. Naked Biker chicks magazine
3. Naked politicians magazine

[Amaurote]

My immediate response to this is "You guys by all means stand around swapping meaningless lists - I'll float away with the raft."

[Beat_Criminal]

Trannie Porn Magazine - makes good kindling.

1. A case of beer
2. A volleyball
3. Amaurote

[Unforgiven]

Amaurote. He's more fun to hit and throw over a net, and more intoxicating, too.

1. A Refrigerator
2. A Bread Machine
3. A Blender

[Boozer]

Fridge - I can lay i on its back and use it to catch rain water for drinking.


1. Leatherman
2. flint
3. warm clothes

[Unforgiven]

Leatherman. Very multipurpose and useful.

1. A beer
2. A deer
3. A steer

[trekbugging]

a steer at least i could eat off it for a while

1. stapler
2. tape dispenser
3. watch

[Unforgiven]

A watch. Knowing the time of day is handy.

1. Tea
2. Coffee
3. Vernor's

[Bassmama]

Coffee- that way I'll have pleanty of energy for catching fish. BTW, WTF is Vernor's??

1. A 5 foot tall tree
2. An umbrella
3. A twin sized sheet

[Unforgiven]

Twin sized sheet. More possible uses than the other.

1. James Bond
2. MacGuyver
3. The Professor from Gilligan's Island


Also, this is Vernor's:

[Diva]

James Bond, baby!

1. Jar of Gerbers baby food
2. Jar of Gefilte fish
3. Jar of Marmite

[Isotrip]

BTW, WTF is Vernor's??

Living up north my entire life I took Vernors for granted. Moving down to SWFLA I found that it is very hard to come by down here. It can be found but it is difficult. One of the best things to drink when you have a sore throat! :)

Jar of Gerbers baby food

the others ... ugh!

1. Ginger's Dress
2. Professor's Shoes
3. Gilligan's Hat

[Diva]

Ginger's dress

1. pack of generic cigarettes
2. Bottle of flat, warm root beer
3. stick of hardened gum

[James]

Warm root beer, I'd cool it off in a hole in the ground and enjoy it, then use the bottle to transport water afterwards.

(bending the rules)
you don't get to bring anything with you, but which of these three would you want to find on the island to use as your shelter:

1. A crashed airplane (jumbo jet sized) that will never fly again but has an intact fuselage to take shelter in.
2. A tree house like in Swiss family robinson.
3. A trailer from a trailer park. (does not include booze, crack or inbred hicks)

[Diva]

Tree house.

Putting rules BACK:

1. Balloon in the shape of a Poodle

2. Paperclip straightened.

[Bones]

Balloon in the shape of a poodle.

1. A 15 year old copy of Time magazine.

2. An 80 year old drag queen

[NurseNancy]

A 15 year old copy of Time magazine.

1. A digital camera.
2. Simon off of American Idol.
3. Lamp.

[Isotrip]

The lamp. I could beat off the Cat/snake/mice with it.

1. An empty Kraft Macaroni & Cheese box.
2. A Milkyway Dark candy bar wrapper.
3. A Subscription card to Better Homes & Gardens.

[NurseNancy]

Wow, Iso. Could you possibly pick anything more useless? lol

Subscription card to Better Homes & Garden (of course I have no reasoning for it, lol)

1. Drumline DVD.
2. Used lightbulb
3. Empty Dr. Pepper can.

[trekbugging]

dr pepper --at least you could carry water in it

1. spagetti strainer
2. dead small flashlight
3. electric fan

[Isotrip]

spagetti strainer, I might be able to use it as a fish trap of some type.

1. a 350Lbs. Man Servant with chronic sneezing and severe back hair.
2. a 350Lbs. Woman Servant with a Mustache and Severe Back Acne.
3. a 350Lbs. Bi-polar hooker with ADHD,OCD and foot rot.

[Diva]

A 350Lbs. Bi-polar hooker with ADHD,OCD and foot rot. It would be interesting....

1. Sarah Palin (and she hates you)
2. Bill O'Reilly (and he hates you)
3. Rush Limbaugh(and he hates you)

[Unforgiven]

Palin. Easier on the eyes, at least, although Billy has the possibility of expelling enough hot air to fill a hot air balloon and ride it to shore.

1. Cell Phone with no signal
2. Radio with no batteries
3. Mailbox with postman assigned to it, but it's always a federal holiday.

[James]

The Mailbox, mailman and every day is a holiday one.

Because every day would be a holiday!

1. An Electric Guitar with all the strings, but no Amp.
2. An Acoustic guitar with only one string (of your choice).
3. A banjo that only plays the song from deliverance.

[mine]

I'd take the radio with no batteries

1) A floppy disk
2) A pen with no ink
3) A used condom

[Bones]

Used condom

1. A penguin
2.A bottle cap
3. Listerine

[James]

I'd take the radio with no batteries

1) A floppy disk
2) A pen with no ink
3) A used condom

NO! BAD! EDIT AND ANSWER MINE OR ELSE I'LL MAKE CRYING!



edit for Bones:

The penguin. Gotta have something warm to use the condom on, right?

Would you bring:

1 A Knife with a full tang

2 A gun with a full mag

3 A lifetime supply of tang powder

[mine]

NO! BAD! EDIT AND ANSWER MINE OR ELSE I'LL MAKE CRYING!
yours wasn't there when I replied! Just to keep you happy I'll say what I would have taken: An Electric Guitar with all the strings, but no Amp.

[trekbugging]

lifetime supply of tang powder--as it would also have to be in either boxes- for fire, large cans -which could be used to hold stuff, or plastic bags- same reason as cans

1. broken ceremic coffee mug
2. can of compressed air
3. laptop computer --