Diva
04-08-02, 08:47PM
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right... But Two Rights Make A U-Turn
I woke up two hours late. Fuck! Luckly I usually wake up early... and I only live 2.5 miles from work. Otherwise... I'd be screwed! Man, I hate waking up late. It makes the whole day feel like catch-up. ... The news is finally starting to get back to normal. It's so amazing how suddenly nothing else happens in the world when a 'scoop' happens [sarcasm]. The media is so damn hungry on the number game that they neglect to do their job. Do you remember when you could turn on the news and get impartial and thorough information. You do? could you tell me what it was like? I could spit on the ground and a camera crew would jump in with a reporter holding an umbrella saying, "Storm Watch 2001".
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Former number of Rhode Island's child services now a phone sex line.
Hello, I'm calling about a baby.
"Ooooh. I could be your baby."
"Excuse me?"
"Has baby been bad?"
"Uh. Well, they were spanking..."
"Oh YES! Spank me! I've been a bad baby."
"Are you out of your fucking mi..."
"Oh yeah. Hurt me big daddy.I've been sooo bad.Spank me than fuck me hard!"
"You're sick!"
"Ooh. Baby's sick. I need my temperature taken. Where do you want to put that thermometer, Daddy?"
"CLICK".
The FBI released pictures of the nineteen hijackers in hopes that people willrecognize them and provide more insite into the case. Have you seen these photos? I doubt these guys even had sex, much less any normal relationship. Besides one or two, the rest looked like they came here to die. One thing... Why the fuck did they list where the hijakers sat??? To show a Feng Shui 'don't'? New world record set for cockroach eating. Why? Remember the story about Marilyn Manson arrested for dry-humping a security guard's head at a concert? Well, here's the picture.They say a picture is worth a thousand words... Somebody owes me some money! Yet another game to get your aggressions out on Bin Laden. I sense a growing trend here. I love the slurpee.... Bush tells Americans that it is safe to fly again, authorizes Generals to shoot down hijacked airliners. Oh great.... THAT makes me feel safe. words of Edward R. Murrow from 60 years ago regarding the attack on Pearl Harbor. Some statements, sadly enough, are timeless. Download the Drempels animated wallpaper - from the creator of Geiss. Now this is a trip. Don't blame me if you get sea sick... or hypnotized. Ummm... But put a note on the monitor just in case that says, "I will send Diva cash and flowers [chick thing]... Journalists told they can't call a terrorist a terrorist because they might appear to be judging the thugs who slaughtered innocent people.WTF?!?!?!?
I woke up two hours late. Fuck! Luckly I usually wake up early... and I only live 2.5 miles from work. Otherwise... I'd be screwed! Man, I hate waking up late. It makes the whole day feel like catch-up. ... The news is finally starting to get back to normal. It's so amazing how suddenly nothing else happens in the world when a 'scoop' happens [sarcasm]. The media is so damn hungry on the number game that they neglect to do their job. Do you remember when you could turn on the news and get impartial and thorough information. You do? could you tell me what it was like? I could spit on the ground and a camera crew would jump in with a reporter holding an umbrella saying, "Storm Watch 2001".
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Former number of Rhode Island's child services now a phone sex line.
Hello, I'm calling about a baby.
"Ooooh. I could be your baby."
"Excuse me?"
"Has baby been bad?"
"Uh. Well, they were spanking..."
"Oh YES! Spank me! I've been a bad baby."
"Are you out of your fucking mi..."
"Oh yeah. Hurt me big daddy.I've been sooo bad.Spank me than fuck me hard!"
"You're sick!"
"Ooh. Baby's sick. I need my temperature taken. Where do you want to put that thermometer, Daddy?"
"CLICK".
The FBI released pictures of the nineteen hijackers in hopes that people willrecognize them and provide more insite into the case. Have you seen these photos? I doubt these guys even had sex, much less any normal relationship. Besides one or two, the rest looked like they came here to die. One thing... Why the fuck did they list where the hijakers sat??? To show a Feng Shui 'don't'? New world record set for cockroach eating. Why? Remember the story about Marilyn Manson arrested for dry-humping a security guard's head at a concert? Well, here's the picture.They say a picture is worth a thousand words... Somebody owes me some money! Yet another game to get your aggressions out on Bin Laden. I sense a growing trend here. I love the slurpee.... Bush tells Americans that it is safe to fly again, authorizes Generals to shoot down hijacked airliners. Oh great.... THAT makes me feel safe. words of Edward R. Murrow from 60 years ago regarding the attack on Pearl Harbor. Some statements, sadly enough, are timeless. Download the Drempels animated wallpaper - from the creator of Geiss. Now this is a trip. Don't blame me if you get sea sick... or hypnotized. Ummm... But put a note on the monitor just in case that says, "I will send Diva cash and flowers [chick thing]... Journalists told they can't call a terrorist a terrorist because they might appear to be judging the thugs who slaughtered innocent people.WTF?!?!?!?