Diva
04-08-02, 08:45PM
Me Thinks Thou Art A Shit-head
What do you call 'Hump-day' without the 'hump'? Fuck-less Wednesday. I know I've been slacking this week, but I'm trying to set up the board the way I like it... I finally came to the conclusion that I needed a different board. I don't understand putting money into a board that you have to hack the hell out of in order to get it to do the basic commands. I had to put in order to my Webhost for an add-on... so I visited their site. Damn it! I wish I would have seen this sooner. The problem is [if you can call it that], I almost never need to get a hold of them. No, it's not a shameless plug... I don't get anything but great service. Webservepro.com is offering to donate 20% of all sales for prepaid annual 40MB and larger accounts to relief organizations assisting families affected by the disaster. This is a great host for anyone serious about starting a web site. They're almost always available by phone 7 days a week and always answer my emails Within the hour. Less than one minute was the record so far. Anyway, if you're looking for a host, or know someone who is, check them out. Tell them that I sent you. It wont get you a sweeter deal, but you'll probably get a laugh. I just know they have my email asking if I could change the anything@nochicktrix.com to something more personal. Did I mention how patient they are?
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Irishmen feared dead after terror attack found alive. This is what we all hoped to hear more stories of. I'll take everyone I can get. Firefighters have unveiled condoms as the latest weapon in the campaign to cut fire deaths. What's next? "Too much friction fire hazard: Don't forget to lubricate-KY Gel"? US officials freeze Infocom's bank accounts for receiving a $250,000 investment in 1993 from the wife of a top political leader of the Hamas terrorist group. The woman is the Vice President's cousin. That's their rational. Anybody here ever 250,000 of ANYTHING from your cousin? Not to mention the fact that your cousin is MARRIED TO THE DEPUTY OF THE HAMAS POLITICAL BUREAU IN SYRIA.. Fuckers.... Swazi teens complain men won't wait five years for sex to help tackle Aids. Let's see... Parents have tried everything from threats, chastity belts, shotguns and Catholic school to stop their kid from having sex. And this government thinks 'banning' it will do the trick? The government banning sex? Must be Republican.... Newgrounds collection of anti-bin laden flash games. I laughed. I cried. I hit replay.... Dog let out to pee, comes home with human arm. Cujo? Utah Supreme Court forbids grabbing and shaking your crotch in public. What about nipple twists? Waste an hour or two with the virtual fly swatter. Would someone please explain to me why I felt like I had skill by doing this? Ummmm.. So how many did ya get anyway? Catholic Church Shuts Down three-day sex orgy. For ten to fifteen days, that is. 1500 a day expected??? I'll bet ya the new location learned how to say 'Shalom' real fast. Finally, thanks to RudeDawg, who once again comes through with one of the funniest links I've seen from him yet. The Body-Shaping With Christian article is too fucking hilarious. I even got this cool award for being sluttier than 90% of the world. Woo Hoo! The average is 46%. Daddy always said I was above average!
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What do you call 'Hump-day' without the 'hump'? Fuck-less Wednesday. I know I've been slacking this week, but I'm trying to set up the board the way I like it... I finally came to the conclusion that I needed a different board. I don't understand putting money into a board that you have to hack the hell out of in order to get it to do the basic commands. I had to put in order to my Webhost for an add-on... so I visited their site. Damn it! I wish I would have seen this sooner. The problem is [if you can call it that], I almost never need to get a hold of them. No, it's not a shameless plug... I don't get anything but great service. Webservepro.com is offering to donate 20% of all sales for prepaid annual 40MB and larger accounts to relief organizations assisting families affected by the disaster. This is a great host for anyone serious about starting a web site. They're almost always available by phone 7 days a week and always answer my emails Within the hour. Less than one minute was the record so far. Anyway, if you're looking for a host, or know someone who is, check them out. Tell them that I sent you. It wont get you a sweeter deal, but you'll probably get a laugh. I just know they have my email asking if I could change the anything@nochicktrix.com to something more personal. Did I mention how patient they are?
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Irishmen feared dead after terror attack found alive. This is what we all hoped to hear more stories of. I'll take everyone I can get. Firefighters have unveiled condoms as the latest weapon in the campaign to cut fire deaths. What's next? "Too much friction fire hazard: Don't forget to lubricate-KY Gel"? US officials freeze Infocom's bank accounts for receiving a $250,000 investment in 1993 from the wife of a top political leader of the Hamas terrorist group. The woman is the Vice President's cousin. That's their rational. Anybody here ever 250,000 of ANYTHING from your cousin? Not to mention the fact that your cousin is MARRIED TO THE DEPUTY OF THE HAMAS POLITICAL BUREAU IN SYRIA.. Fuckers.... Swazi teens complain men won't wait five years for sex to help tackle Aids. Let's see... Parents have tried everything from threats, chastity belts, shotguns and Catholic school to stop their kid from having sex. And this government thinks 'banning' it will do the trick? The government banning sex? Must be Republican.... Newgrounds collection of anti-bin laden flash games. I laughed. I cried. I hit replay.... Dog let out to pee, comes home with human arm. Cujo? Utah Supreme Court forbids grabbing and shaking your crotch in public. What about nipple twists? Waste an hour or two with the virtual fly swatter. Would someone please explain to me why I felt like I had skill by doing this? Ummmm.. So how many did ya get anyway? Catholic Church Shuts Down three-day sex orgy. For ten to fifteen days, that is. 1500 a day expected??? I'll bet ya the new location learned how to say 'Shalom' real fast. Finally, thanks to RudeDawg, who once again comes through with one of the funniest links I've seen from him yet. The Body-Shaping With Christian article is too fucking hilarious. I even got this cool award for being sluttier than 90% of the world. Woo Hoo! The average is 46%. Daddy always said I was above average!
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