Diva
04-08-02, 08:38PM
I say Po-ta-to, You Say Po-Tah-to... But Only Quail Spells It With An 'E' At The End...
Mondays bite. My alarm went off and I thought it was an air raid. My heart was pounding. My mouth went dry [no comments, monkey boys]. Then I realized it wasn't the start of the next world war, just Jimi Hendrix in a guitar solo. Just my alarm clock. Then I really panicked. There's nothing worse than lying in bed alone saying 'fuck' over and over without anyone rolling over and saying 'Okay'. I dragged my sorry ass outta bed swearing that I would go to bed early tonight. Hmmm, 1:AM right now. Four more hours until the alarm goes off. Shit. If I was a guy, I'd break up with me for breaking too many promises. The only bright spot? Zaphros came back from the dead! I figured one of those 50,000 volt wires fried his arse. Sorry, forum humor.
The porn was mediocre at best today... so I guess I should get my ass in gear and put some more galleries out. That way at least you'd be in one place bitching about the quality. Shit, I'm tired...
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Top Ten Things Your Weatherman Says That Sound Dirty, But Aren't. It's a toss up between number 6 and number 8.... Marilyn Manson arrested for dry-humping a security guard's head at a concert. Shit. I hope it was 'dry'. So does the security guard. Freak.... Man proposes after landing giant carp. How fucking romantic can you get? Of course it's better than proposing after a giant crap... Women over the age of 65 appear nude in calendar to raise money for new curtains for the community hall. Excuse me, Mr Postman, my mail is all wrinkled. What? Oh. Ewwww.... Australian government launches online map of 13,000 public toilets. Hey. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Now you know where you can go... Women in South Africa are upset at civic leaders for naming their municipality after the female sexual organ. Oh get over it! It'll be a major hit. What guy could resist stopping by a town named Pussyville?
Mondays bite. My alarm went off and I thought it was an air raid. My heart was pounding. My mouth went dry [no comments, monkey boys]. Then I realized it wasn't the start of the next world war, just Jimi Hendrix in a guitar solo. Just my alarm clock. Then I really panicked. There's nothing worse than lying in bed alone saying 'fuck' over and over without anyone rolling over and saying 'Okay'. I dragged my sorry ass outta bed swearing that I would go to bed early tonight. Hmmm, 1:AM right now. Four more hours until the alarm goes off. Shit. If I was a guy, I'd break up with me for breaking too many promises. The only bright spot? Zaphros came back from the dead! I figured one of those 50,000 volt wires fried his arse. Sorry, forum humor.
The porn was mediocre at best today... so I guess I should get my ass in gear and put some more galleries out. That way at least you'd be in one place bitching about the quality. Shit, I'm tired...
Fun Links and News Tidbits
Top Ten Things Your Weatherman Says That Sound Dirty, But Aren't. It's a toss up between number 6 and number 8.... Marilyn Manson arrested for dry-humping a security guard's head at a concert. Shit. I hope it was 'dry'. So does the security guard. Freak.... Man proposes after landing giant carp. How fucking romantic can you get? Of course it's better than proposing after a giant crap... Women over the age of 65 appear nude in calendar to raise money for new curtains for the community hall. Excuse me, Mr Postman, my mail is all wrinkled. What? Oh. Ewwww.... Australian government launches online map of 13,000 public toilets. Hey. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Now you know where you can go... Women in South Africa are upset at civic leaders for naming their municipality after the female sexual organ. Oh get over it! It'll be a major hit. What guy could resist stopping by a town named Pussyville?