Diva
04-08-02, 08:34PM
If You're The Master Of Bating... What Do You Call The Apprentice?
What is time? Who decided we should keep track of it? And why? When I was younger I had no concept of time. My days lasted forever. I didn't mind. Now that I have to keep track of time, it seems to slip away. I blink and an hour is gone. I'm busting my ass at work, and five minutes pass. It's like trying to grasp a hire hose. You use more energy trying to catch it than when you have it in your hands. Then you're so damn tired you can't keep it in your grip. The worst part is when you glance at the clock and mistake the second hand for the minute hand. Road rage is a hissy fit compared to that realization...
When someone dies all these questions come up. 'I Should have' crap. Or the ever popular 'Why didn't I' trip. Why don't we have this epiphany when we have the time to act on it? Whatever the outcome, at least you can say you tried, right? Now what is left to do? Send some dying flowers to a dead person. How fitting. It's amazing what lengths the living go to in order to comfort themselves. Practically screaming at eachother on what a corpse should wear. What the fuck does it matter? The yellow chiffon goes so much better with a decomposing body. And then there's the fucking coffin. $1700 dollars?!?!?!? Are you out of your G-d damned mind? Satin? Pillows?? Pillows. When I go, I'm gonna be buck naked in a card board box. Then they'll cremate my ass and scatter it around a protected forest... So I don't go Condo in a year.
I added another gallery. But this one's for the chicks. Sorry guys. Its at the bottom of the gallery index. I love a man who stands at attention! More to come this week. so I don't want any sulking from the guys!
Lets See Some News, Shall We?
A Belgian hairdresser, who cut six people's hair underwater, hopes to have earned a place in the Guinness Book of Records. If he doesn't make it there, he'll always have a spot in Stupid People Tricks. Women accused of fraud over rat-filled burrito claims. what some people will do for money. Nasty. So much for breakfast. Flight attendant calls in bomb threat to avoid working, uses own cell phone. I can not tell you how many times I've wanted to do that. I wonder what stopped me? Oh, I know! I'm not an idiot! In addition to making you fat, snack foods may make you go blind. Hey! Hey you! Put down that Twinki! Look at me when I'm talking to y... oh wait.
What is time? Who decided we should keep track of it? And why? When I was younger I had no concept of time. My days lasted forever. I didn't mind. Now that I have to keep track of time, it seems to slip away. I blink and an hour is gone. I'm busting my ass at work, and five minutes pass. It's like trying to grasp a hire hose. You use more energy trying to catch it than when you have it in your hands. Then you're so damn tired you can't keep it in your grip. The worst part is when you glance at the clock and mistake the second hand for the minute hand. Road rage is a hissy fit compared to that realization...
When someone dies all these questions come up. 'I Should have' crap. Or the ever popular 'Why didn't I' trip. Why don't we have this epiphany when we have the time to act on it? Whatever the outcome, at least you can say you tried, right? Now what is left to do? Send some dying flowers to a dead person. How fitting. It's amazing what lengths the living go to in order to comfort themselves. Practically screaming at eachother on what a corpse should wear. What the fuck does it matter? The yellow chiffon goes so much better with a decomposing body. And then there's the fucking coffin. $1700 dollars?!?!?!? Are you out of your G-d damned mind? Satin? Pillows?? Pillows. When I go, I'm gonna be buck naked in a card board box. Then they'll cremate my ass and scatter it around a protected forest... So I don't go Condo in a year.
I added another gallery. But this one's for the chicks. Sorry guys. Its at the bottom of the gallery index. I love a man who stands at attention! More to come this week. so I don't want any sulking from the guys!
Lets See Some News, Shall We?
A Belgian hairdresser, who cut six people's hair underwater, hopes to have earned a place in the Guinness Book of Records. If he doesn't make it there, he'll always have a spot in Stupid People Tricks. Women accused of fraud over rat-filled burrito claims. what some people will do for money. Nasty. So much for breakfast. Flight attendant calls in bomb threat to avoid working, uses own cell phone. I can not tell you how many times I've wanted to do that. I wonder what stopped me? Oh, I know! I'm not an idiot! In addition to making you fat, snack foods may make you go blind. Hey! Hey you! Put down that Twinki! Look at me when I'm talking to y... oh wait.