Diva
04-08-02, 08:29PM
If There Really Was A Gene Pool Lifeguard...This Planet Would Be Empty
There has got to be a better way to make a living... How is it that you always hear about these lucky bastards striking it rich and retiring before they turn 30, yet never really know any of them? Or hear about some guaranteed get rich quick scheme... right after it ceases to exist. Remember that fucking Pyramid scheme? You fork over 15 bucks and end up with thousands? the key was that you didn't want to get stuck at the bottom, or you might as well use that fifteen bucks to wipe your ass. I didn't even get a chance to throw my money away. It was called illegal gambling and dispersed. Illegal gambling? The boys club in Vegas probably had something to do with that little enlightenment. Let's face it... If law enforcement really wanted to stamp out gambling, they'd have their hands full. "*Crrrrrk* All right son... take your hands off the lever and step away from the Crane & Claw Machine. *Crrrrrk*"
I added another gallery. But this one's for the chicks. Sorry guys. Its at the bottom of the gallery index. I've also been putting in some links to non-news related sites. I'd like to thank RudeDawg for his generous contribution. I worry about you sometimes, man... Heh heh heh.
Lets See Some News, Shall We?
FuckU-FuckMe(TM) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet. Ah Hahahahaha!!!! Woo Hoo! Ummmm, does it come in different sizes? Vulva puppet gallery. WTF!?! Okay, I can deal with this. Oh wait, it 's made at the Vulva University. AAAAA... ooooh, courses on Orgasm and the G-Spot.... Ummmm. BRB. Mayor Giuliani walked bride down the aisle and helped erase a nightmarish year of tragedy for the Brooklyn bride's family. He cheated on his wife. But does mean he's an asshole? Only to his wife. He's doing a fantastic job pulling people together with last weeks' terrorist attack... But this is just too fucking cool. And it has nothing to do with last week's horror. Whatta guy. University of Virginia's creative recruiting ad (don't miss). The scary part is... I believe them. 80 year-old man charged with having sex with cows. You know we're going to hell in a hand basket when the first thing that goes through your mind is, "He could get a woody at 80?".
There has got to be a better way to make a living... How is it that you always hear about these lucky bastards striking it rich and retiring before they turn 30, yet never really know any of them? Or hear about some guaranteed get rich quick scheme... right after it ceases to exist. Remember that fucking Pyramid scheme? You fork over 15 bucks and end up with thousands? the key was that you didn't want to get stuck at the bottom, or you might as well use that fifteen bucks to wipe your ass. I didn't even get a chance to throw my money away. It was called illegal gambling and dispersed. Illegal gambling? The boys club in Vegas probably had something to do with that little enlightenment. Let's face it... If law enforcement really wanted to stamp out gambling, they'd have their hands full. "*Crrrrrk* All right son... take your hands off the lever and step away from the Crane & Claw Machine. *Crrrrrk*"
I added another gallery. But this one's for the chicks. Sorry guys. Its at the bottom of the gallery index. I've also been putting in some links to non-news related sites. I'd like to thank RudeDawg for his generous contribution. I worry about you sometimes, man... Heh heh heh.
Lets See Some News, Shall We?
FuckU-FuckMe(TM) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet. Ah Hahahahaha!!!! Woo Hoo! Ummmm, does it come in different sizes? Vulva puppet gallery. WTF!?! Okay, I can deal with this. Oh wait, it 's made at the Vulva University. AAAAA... ooooh, courses on Orgasm and the G-Spot.... Ummmm. BRB. Mayor Giuliani walked bride down the aisle and helped erase a nightmarish year of tragedy for the Brooklyn bride's family. He cheated on his wife. But does mean he's an asshole? Only to his wife. He's doing a fantastic job pulling people together with last weeks' terrorist attack... But this is just too fucking cool. And it has nothing to do with last week's horror. Whatta guy. University of Virginia's creative recruiting ad (don't miss). The scary part is... I believe them. 80 year-old man charged with having sex with cows. You know we're going to hell in a hand basket when the first thing that goes through your mind is, "He could get a woody at 80?".