Desert Storm II

[Scranton]

Get ready for it, looks like it's gonna be a big one!
See those cruise missiles plough into shit like there's nothing there.
Watch the ground forces take out those T-72 tanks with consumate ease.
Air strikes a plenty here, decimating a country that's still in the stone age!

Yup it's comming soon to a T.V channel near you!

[Jake]

The worst part is the media. They don't report, they sensationalize. War is Hell and this one will be no different. Everyone is so gung ho on hunting down and 'exterminating' these terrorist that I don't think they truly understand the body count and civilians that will be in that total. On one hand we need to strike fast before they go underground like Sadam Hussan... On the other hand going in with guns ablazing will hit more civilians than terrorists.