Diva
04-08-02, 08:07PM
I don't want to die in Bloomingdale's
The things people say when they think the end is near, eh? Of course going to my job on the 10th floor within a couple miles of the epicenter wasn't exactly an "E" ticket, either. I was chatting with a cool guy [hey you] way too late last night... this morning. I couldn't sleep and he was insane. I have less that one hour and 45 minutes of sleep in me, so I'm gonna make this one brief. How brief, do you ask? C-YA!
Aren't You Glad This Isn't You...
I don't want to die in Bloomingdale's. Bloomingdale's salesclerk Zhanna Nalbandyan said she left the floor and ran for cover as the building began shaking. The last time I went into that store, I could have died waiting for service ....For Second Year, Black Woman Rejected by U. of Alabama White Sororities. I'm sorry, is this a surprise? Alabama is so backwards it'll hit creation next spring .... A porn website may sponsor a Spanish basketball team. I can see the slogan now: "After you're done watching them play with their balls... visit our site and play with yours.... Pizza driver delivers pregnant customer to maternity ward. And he delivered her in thirty minutes or less .... Mormons eat for free on Wednesdays at Sizzler.Shit. If Moses didn't drop that third tablet I'd be enjoying my Friday night Prime Rib at Lawrys.... A porn website may sponsor a Spanish basketball team. I can see the slogan now: "After you're done watching them play with their balls... visit our site and play with yours....Michael Jordan to return to the NBA, play for the Wizards. JOR-DAN! JOR-DAN! JOR-DAN! Now THAT's what I call a hero!
The things people say when they think the end is near, eh? Of course going to my job on the 10th floor within a couple miles of the epicenter wasn't exactly an "E" ticket, either. I was chatting with a cool guy [hey you] way too late last night... this morning. I couldn't sleep and he was insane. I have less that one hour and 45 minutes of sleep in me, so I'm gonna make this one brief. How brief, do you ask? C-YA!
Aren't You Glad This Isn't You...
I don't want to die in Bloomingdale's. Bloomingdale's salesclerk Zhanna Nalbandyan said she left the floor and ran for cover as the building began shaking. The last time I went into that store, I could have died waiting for service ....For Second Year, Black Woman Rejected by U. of Alabama White Sororities. I'm sorry, is this a surprise? Alabama is so backwards it'll hit creation next spring .... A porn website may sponsor a Spanish basketball team. I can see the slogan now: "After you're done watching them play with their balls... visit our site and play with yours.... Pizza driver delivers pregnant customer to maternity ward. And he delivered her in thirty minutes or less .... Mormons eat for free on Wednesdays at Sizzler.Shit. If Moses didn't drop that third tablet I'd be enjoying my Friday night Prime Rib at Lawrys.... A porn website may sponsor a Spanish basketball team. I can see the slogan now: "After you're done watching them play with their balls... visit our site and play with yours....Michael Jordan to return to the NBA, play for the Wizards. JOR-DAN! JOR-DAN! JOR-DAN! Now THAT's what I call a hero!