Diva
04-08-02, 08:06PM
I HATE EARTHQUAKES!!!!!!!
Yep. A 4.2 magnitude Earthquake that lasted for 20 seconds and a 2.8 aftershock. Everytime it happens I start looking for other places to live. I know, I know. Everywhere has natural disasters, bla bla bla. Kiss my ass. Tornado [Warning], Hurricane [Warning]. Snow Storm, flooding, did I forget anything? They all have that key word: WARNING. I get shit. By the time I found clothes [move along] and started to dress the fucker stopped. The worst part is the time where you stand there and wonder if this is the big one. Should I seek shelter? Grab the cat carriers? Anyone have cats? Ever try to grab em while the ground is moving, they're freaking out, and so are you? Aint gonna happen. Thanks to RudeDawg for dealing with a flipped chick. You are too cool for words, man. I'm not even gonna slam Lacrosse.... Oh yeah, and the animals sensing beforehand, 'What Lassie? Timmy's in the well?' crap is just that. Crap. The only thing lassie wanted was a bone. Then again... so do I.
Aren't You Glad This Isn't You...
Police in India have rescued fourteen mentally ill people left chained to trees outside a jungle shrine by relatives hoping for a 'divine cure'. President Bush was overheard asking, "Well, did it work?"... A South African who skydived naked with a can of deodorant taped to his private parts has won his battle to become an attorney. Won? I thought it was a prerequisite.... Penis puppeteers wanted. Do you get in for half price if it's cold?...Disneyland ended the Jungleland Cruise tradition in which the skipper fires a couple warning shots to scare some fake hippopotamuses. PETA can kiss my ass. I love animals, but are fucking idiots! The Hippos are fake. As in NOT REAL, folks. Plastic. Wires. And the FAKE bullets are shot over the FAKE hippo. I mean they pretend to shoo... Don't you.. It's ju... I ca... ARGH!!!
Yep. A 4.2 magnitude Earthquake that lasted for 20 seconds and a 2.8 aftershock. Everytime it happens I start looking for other places to live. I know, I know. Everywhere has natural disasters, bla bla bla. Kiss my ass. Tornado [Warning], Hurricane [Warning]. Snow Storm, flooding, did I forget anything? They all have that key word: WARNING. I get shit. By the time I found clothes [move along] and started to dress the fucker stopped. The worst part is the time where you stand there and wonder if this is the big one. Should I seek shelter? Grab the cat carriers? Anyone have cats? Ever try to grab em while the ground is moving, they're freaking out, and so are you? Aint gonna happen. Thanks to RudeDawg for dealing with a flipped chick. You are too cool for words, man. I'm not even gonna slam Lacrosse.... Oh yeah, and the animals sensing beforehand, 'What Lassie? Timmy's in the well?' crap is just that. Crap. The only thing lassie wanted was a bone. Then again... so do I.
Aren't You Glad This Isn't You...
Police in India have rescued fourteen mentally ill people left chained to trees outside a jungle shrine by relatives hoping for a 'divine cure'. President Bush was overheard asking, "Well, did it work?"... A South African who skydived naked with a can of deodorant taped to his private parts has won his battle to become an attorney. Won? I thought it was a prerequisite.... Penis puppeteers wanted. Do you get in for half price if it's cold?...Disneyland ended the Jungleland Cruise tradition in which the skipper fires a couple warning shots to scare some fake hippopotamuses. PETA can kiss my ass. I love animals, but are fucking idiots! The Hippos are fake. As in NOT REAL, folks. Plastic. Wires. And the FAKE bullets are shot over the FAKE hippo. I mean they pretend to shoo... Don't you.. It's ju... I ca... ARGH!!!