Diva
04-08-02, 08:05PM
If Your Balls Were On Fire... Would YouThink It Was 'Great'?
I am going to be lazy today. Well, I have been fixing up some more pictures. But, I have been on this computer so damn long that someone asked me a question and I tried to type back my response. The fact that I was no where near my computer, or anyone elses' for that matter, only made the ackwardness of typing on air even worse. I told him I was doing finger exercizes to prevent muscle tightness. I could tell he just didn't believe me. He sure wanted to though... So I'm going to leave you with some news bits and get the hell away from this thing for a while!
Aren't You Glad This Isn't You...
A three-year-old plunged 20ft from his bedroom window thinking he would bounce like his cartoon heroes Tom and Jerry. Here's the irony, he lived. Does that mean that we can bounce like cartoon characters? Matthew McConaughey gave a woman mouth-to-mouth after she collapsed during a screening at the Toronto Film Festival. It worked?!? When I tried it, George Clooney just stepped over me.. Here's the irony, he lived. Does that mean that we can bounce like cartoon characters? A Dutch man dressed as a knight in shining armour riding on a motorcycle made to look like a horse has been ordered off the road. Ummmm. Okay.. When I say I'm still looking for my knight in shining armor to take me away and ride off into the sunset... Jeans is fine. I'll settle for a white car. As for the shiny part? Big ole hunking ring. Hey. I'm a chick Police in the US are hunting a man who accosted a woman - only to sniff her shoe. Hmmmm. Nope. Can't top it... Here's the irony, he lived. Does that mean that we can bounce like cartoon characters? His car on fire and no extinguisher at hand, driver urinates on fire to put it out. I'm just impressed that he hit the target.
I am going to be lazy today. Well, I have been fixing up some more pictures. But, I have been on this computer so damn long that someone asked me a question and I tried to type back my response. The fact that I was no where near my computer, or anyone elses' for that matter, only made the ackwardness of typing on air even worse. I told him I was doing finger exercizes to prevent muscle tightness. I could tell he just didn't believe me. He sure wanted to though... So I'm going to leave you with some news bits and get the hell away from this thing for a while!
Aren't You Glad This Isn't You...
A three-year-old plunged 20ft from his bedroom window thinking he would bounce like his cartoon heroes Tom and Jerry. Here's the irony, he lived. Does that mean that we can bounce like cartoon characters? Matthew McConaughey gave a woman mouth-to-mouth after she collapsed during a screening at the Toronto Film Festival. It worked?!? When I tried it, George Clooney just stepped over me.. Here's the irony, he lived. Does that mean that we can bounce like cartoon characters? A Dutch man dressed as a knight in shining armour riding on a motorcycle made to look like a horse has been ordered off the road. Ummmm. Okay.. When I say I'm still looking for my knight in shining armor to take me away and ride off into the sunset... Jeans is fine. I'll settle for a white car. As for the shiny part? Big ole hunking ring. Hey. I'm a chick Police in the US are hunting a man who accosted a woman - only to sniff her shoe. Hmmmm. Nope. Can't top it... Here's the irony, he lived. Does that mean that we can bounce like cartoon characters? His car on fire and no extinguisher at hand, driver urinates on fire to put it out. I'm just impressed that he hit the target.