Diva
04-08-02, 08:02PM
It's Still Good If It's Green. Oh Wait, That's The Bread drawer
I am so damn tired today. I wonder if it was because I was up until noon today before I crawled into bed? Naaaa. It's not often that the term 'crawl' is a literal description... I'm going to get back into some of these galleries. Thanks to everyone for emailing me with their compliments! I can't tell you how much I needed those kind words. Well, then again I just did, didn't I. Damn, I must be tired. Remember, if you see something that you like, give me a jingle. These galleries are for your enjoyment. Here. Read the news. Feel better about yourself....
Somewhere In The World... Bullshit Is Happening
A Russian teenager who had his penis amputated has grown a new one on his arm. I heard everyone has been very supportive of him. Everywhere he goes the girls just hug him and hug him....Son mistakes dad for pig, shoots him dead. That's his reason? It this works, there will be a whole lotta exe's shaking in their boots .... Swedish man jailed for threatening a supermarket checkout girl with a vibrator. I can see it now. He whips out some monster thick veined dildo filled with beads and flips it on frappé. Then, right before he hands it to her... flips it over and pops out the motor. The bastard.... Research indicates that the tongue may be the 2nd-best place on the body for receiving visual information from the world and transmitting it to the brain. Where was this research done and why wasn't I invited.... Two teenagers fined for measuring the size of their penises in class at a Norwegian high school. Oh sure, like you guys don't scan the guy's unit peeing next to you. The teacher's probably pissed because he lost..... School principal fined for keeping list of which pupils were still virgins. I guess his 'Who's been naughty or nice' list for Santa alibi didn't fly.... This high-powered couple could face up to a year in prison for allegedly hosting an X-rated high-school football bash where students as young as 15 licked whipped cream off a stripper's nude body. And to think all we ever got were Sundaes.... Chuckles the Clown cleared of all charges. Claims he was mobbed by children and didn't notice his genitals showing. I've said it before and I'll say it again... Clowns are evil.... Man crashes car after seeing beer coasters that he thought were UFOs. Maybe I should have started this news bit with, "You Might Be A RedNeck If"....
I am so damn tired today. I wonder if it was because I was up until noon today before I crawled into bed? Naaaa. It's not often that the term 'crawl' is a literal description... I'm going to get back into some of these galleries. Thanks to everyone for emailing me with their compliments! I can't tell you how much I needed those kind words. Well, then again I just did, didn't I. Damn, I must be tired. Remember, if you see something that you like, give me a jingle. These galleries are for your enjoyment. Here. Read the news. Feel better about yourself....
Somewhere In The World... Bullshit Is Happening
A Russian teenager who had his penis amputated has grown a new one on his arm. I heard everyone has been very supportive of him. Everywhere he goes the girls just hug him and hug him....Son mistakes dad for pig, shoots him dead. That's his reason? It this works, there will be a whole lotta exe's shaking in their boots .... Swedish man jailed for threatening a supermarket checkout girl with a vibrator. I can see it now. He whips out some monster thick veined dildo filled with beads and flips it on frappé. Then, right before he hands it to her... flips it over and pops out the motor. The bastard.... Research indicates that the tongue may be the 2nd-best place on the body for receiving visual information from the world and transmitting it to the brain. Where was this research done and why wasn't I invited.... Two teenagers fined for measuring the size of their penises in class at a Norwegian high school. Oh sure, like you guys don't scan the guy's unit peeing next to you. The teacher's probably pissed because he lost..... School principal fined for keeping list of which pupils were still virgins. I guess his 'Who's been naughty or nice' list for Santa alibi didn't fly.... This high-powered couple could face up to a year in prison for allegedly hosting an X-rated high-school football bash where students as young as 15 licked whipped cream off a stripper's nude body. And to think all we ever got were Sundaes.... Chuckles the Clown cleared of all charges. Claims he was mobbed by children and didn't notice his genitals showing. I've said it before and I'll say it again... Clowns are evil.... Man crashes car after seeing beer coasters that he thought were UFOs. Maybe I should have started this news bit with, "You Might Be A RedNeck If"....