Diva
04-08-02, 07:59PM
What Day Is It? It's Whacking Wednesday!
Hot damn! The galleries are finally looking something like I imagined them to be. Namely, with pictures in them. I still need to move some things around and redo the index. But, what the hey! It's p*o*r*n. That work for ya, Obe? Check it out. I added eight pages... That's right, I said eight. Eleven if you haven't seen the twat pictures. I can't remember if I linked them or not. Oh well, they're there now.
I'm working on some guys next. I've been looking at too much of the pink. It's affecting my speech. 'Twat's that? I cunt hear you.' I need to look at some outties for a while. I was sufing for some guys to post on the hetero side. I get tired of wading through gays rimming eachother for one picture of a decent looking guy who doesn't look like he could start a fire by blinking. Man.... There's some slim pickings out there. It's amazing how 'different' a chick's taste can be. they look like they subscribe to the 'realistic' theory. What you want vs what you can get. Fuck that noise. Sure, the guy I'm looking at may be gay... But that's the last thing on my mind as I'm visualizing my tongue sliding over those ripples. Oh man. Now I know why crotchless panties were made. The working woman.
Lets Peruse The News, Shall We?
A British Transsexual is suing United Airlines claiming he was ordered to get off a plane and change into men's clothing before re-boarding. Here's my spin on this. You still have a dick? Put some fucking pants on and get over it...... Drug awareness groups are calling on the owners of a new Edinburgh bar called Opium to change its name.Man. I think we need a law against being OVER politically correct. When I was a kid there was this place called Fisherman's Wharf. A bunch of bra-burning, hairy-arm pitted, sexually repressed chicks was fighting for it to be re-named Fisher-person's Wharf. Apparently they haven't changed. Shave your pits and go get laid! Damn it!.... A fishing village in Iceland may import crocodiles as living waste disposal units.I know a couple of living wastes that should be disposed of. Now if we can only figure out a way to get OJ to Iceland..... Fake movie star pranks are made into film. Great, just great. Now Surviver's going to be a movie. Huh? Oh. Stupid show..... A US headteacher has sent out a note to parents calling their children 'snot-nosed' and 'hormonally-charged juvenile delinquents.' What's your point, man?..... A New Zealand man committed indecentacts with horses because he was lonely and desperate, a court heard. It doesn't matter HOW drunk I get... I know the difference between a man's dick and a horses' dick. Well, there was this one guy.....
Hot damn! The galleries are finally looking something like I imagined them to be. Namely, with pictures in them. I still need to move some things around and redo the index. But, what the hey! It's p*o*r*n. That work for ya, Obe? Check it out. I added eight pages... That's right, I said eight. Eleven if you haven't seen the twat pictures. I can't remember if I linked them or not. Oh well, they're there now.
I'm working on some guys next. I've been looking at too much of the pink. It's affecting my speech. 'Twat's that? I cunt hear you.' I need to look at some outties for a while. I was sufing for some guys to post on the hetero side. I get tired of wading through gays rimming eachother for one picture of a decent looking guy who doesn't look like he could start a fire by blinking. Man.... There's some slim pickings out there. It's amazing how 'different' a chick's taste can be. they look like they subscribe to the 'realistic' theory. What you want vs what you can get. Fuck that noise. Sure, the guy I'm looking at may be gay... But that's the last thing on my mind as I'm visualizing my tongue sliding over those ripples. Oh man. Now I know why crotchless panties were made. The working woman.
Lets Peruse The News, Shall We?
A British Transsexual is suing United Airlines claiming he was ordered to get off a plane and change into men's clothing before re-boarding. Here's my spin on this. You still have a dick? Put some fucking pants on and get over it...... Drug awareness groups are calling on the owners of a new Edinburgh bar called Opium to change its name.Man. I think we need a law against being OVER politically correct. When I was a kid there was this place called Fisherman's Wharf. A bunch of bra-burning, hairy-arm pitted, sexually repressed chicks was fighting for it to be re-named Fisher-person's Wharf. Apparently they haven't changed. Shave your pits and go get laid! Damn it!.... A fishing village in Iceland may import crocodiles as living waste disposal units.I know a couple of living wastes that should be disposed of. Now if we can only figure out a way to get OJ to Iceland..... Fake movie star pranks are made into film. Great, just great. Now Surviver's going to be a movie. Huh? Oh. Stupid show..... A US headteacher has sent out a note to parents calling their children 'snot-nosed' and 'hormonally-charged juvenile delinquents.' What's your point, man?..... A New Zealand man committed indecentacts with horses because he was lonely and desperate, a court heard. It doesn't matter HOW drunk I get... I know the difference between a man's dick and a horses' dick. Well, there was this one guy.....