Diva
04-08-02, 07:58PM
hhh, What A Great Da... Oh Shit! What Time Is It?
And what did you do for Labor Day? I stared at tits and twats and dicks all day. Oh man, with my luck no one will ask me. I'm bringing a camera just in case! The good news is... dare I say, I'm almost over my bronchial infection. Lovely. That's a really sexy thing to say. The lights are out, bodies are pressed up against one another. He says, "I love your voice. It's got that deep Kathleen Turner sound. Very sexy." He presses his lips against mine and I say, "Oh that. It's a bronchial infection. I'm on my fifth course of antibiotics and second course of steroids. I'm almost over it. My voice is much higher and softer." He jumps up, "Oh, look at the time [wiping his lips]. Gotta go, bye." Yep, definitely a 'turn on' illness, wouldn't you say? *Cough* At least I'm not hocking up gobs of... Hey! Does anyone eat while reading this? Not anymore! I bad.
I was talking to my friend, Morty yesterday. His wife, Miriah, just got back from 6 weeks in Arizona at the Biosphere 2. Man, my idea of camping is a trailer with shower, toilet, oven refrigerator, etc... Play in the nature by day, cozy indoors without bugs by night. Speaking of bugs... They brought back a hitchhiker. A Tarantula. He pulled out a suitcase and there it was in the trunk. He said he very calmly asked Miriah if it was real. She said, "Yes, whatever it is, yes." Then ran upstairs for a camera. That chick is too cool. I would have just ran. I don't buy the calm bit on Morty's part. I still say he screamed like a little girl. Anyway, they decided to keep it and a cat popped the lid. Now they have a tarantula slinking around in the house. Hahahahahaha. Sorry. Anyone see Arachnophobia? If anyone knows about these critters and has an idea on how to find it before it finds them... give me a shout. Or email Morty and tell him we know he screamed like a girl. Hey Squid, you live there... any ideas? Aren't I a great friend? Don't answer that. Morty's a good guy. He's worth a paragraph. It's not like I'm trying to look producti... ER... [edit].
A biker comes to the rescue of Scotland fans who set off for Wednesday's World Cup showdown in Belgium without their tickets. So many people put a stigma on a guy who rides a motorcycle. I've known far too many who would give their right arm to help a friend to deal with that crap. This is just another cool example..... Russian man dies in shark attack in North Carolina.. Man. I nixed the ocean after Jaws. If I can't see the bottom, I ain't going in it.... The RSPCA has praised two British car workers who captured a potentially deadly black widow spider from Florida.... I can't believe they wrote this big ole story about a fucking spider. They cleared the building? Caught in a plastic container? Cripes, hasn't anyone every heard of the old rolled up newspaper method? "FIRE IN THE HOLE! WHAP!!!!" .... Children see suicide bomber's head in school yard. Why is a question we will never know. At least they don't have to go to trial. Bastard.... Norway opens late schools for 'lazy pupils'. Wait a damn minute! Students get porn, teachers who offer sex, and now they get to sleep til noon?!?!!? This is what's wrong with today's educational system. I'm not in it..... A ball gown, made out of 6,000 contraceptive pills has gone on display in Glasgow. Talk about being the belle of the BALL.
And what did you do for Labor Day? I stared at tits and twats and dicks all day. Oh man, with my luck no one will ask me. I'm bringing a camera just in case! The good news is... dare I say, I'm almost over my bronchial infection. Lovely. That's a really sexy thing to say. The lights are out, bodies are pressed up against one another. He says, "I love your voice. It's got that deep Kathleen Turner sound. Very sexy." He presses his lips against mine and I say, "Oh that. It's a bronchial infection. I'm on my fifth course of antibiotics and second course of steroids. I'm almost over it. My voice is much higher and softer." He jumps up, "Oh, look at the time [wiping his lips]. Gotta go, bye." Yep, definitely a 'turn on' illness, wouldn't you say? *Cough* At least I'm not hocking up gobs of... Hey! Does anyone eat while reading this? Not anymore! I bad.
I was talking to my friend, Morty yesterday. His wife, Miriah, just got back from 6 weeks in Arizona at the Biosphere 2. Man, my idea of camping is a trailer with shower, toilet, oven refrigerator, etc... Play in the nature by day, cozy indoors without bugs by night. Speaking of bugs... They brought back a hitchhiker. A Tarantula. He pulled out a suitcase and there it was in the trunk. He said he very calmly asked Miriah if it was real. She said, "Yes, whatever it is, yes." Then ran upstairs for a camera. That chick is too cool. I would have just ran. I don't buy the calm bit on Morty's part. I still say he screamed like a little girl. Anyway, they decided to keep it and a cat popped the lid. Now they have a tarantula slinking around in the house. Hahahahahaha. Sorry. Anyone see Arachnophobia? If anyone knows about these critters and has an idea on how to find it before it finds them... give me a shout. Or email Morty and tell him we know he screamed like a girl. Hey Squid, you live there... any ideas? Aren't I a great friend? Don't answer that. Morty's a good guy. He's worth a paragraph. It's not like I'm trying to look producti... ER... [edit].
A biker comes to the rescue of Scotland fans who set off for Wednesday's World Cup showdown in Belgium without their tickets. So many people put a stigma on a guy who rides a motorcycle. I've known far too many who would give their right arm to help a friend to deal with that crap. This is just another cool example..... Russian man dies in shark attack in North Carolina.. Man. I nixed the ocean after Jaws. If I can't see the bottom, I ain't going in it.... The RSPCA has praised two British car workers who captured a potentially deadly black widow spider from Florida.... I can't believe they wrote this big ole story about a fucking spider. They cleared the building? Caught in a plastic container? Cripes, hasn't anyone every heard of the old rolled up newspaper method? "FIRE IN THE HOLE! WHAP!!!!" .... Children see suicide bomber's head in school yard. Why is a question we will never know. At least they don't have to go to trial. Bastard.... Norway opens late schools for 'lazy pupils'. Wait a damn minute! Students get porn, teachers who offer sex, and now they get to sleep til noon?!?!!? This is what's wrong with today's educational system. I'm not in it..... A ball gown, made out of 6,000 contraceptive pills has gone on display in Glasgow. Talk about being the belle of the BALL.