Diva
04-08-02, 07:56PM
I Need A Diversion... Quick, Hide Under Here! And While You're Down There...
It's fitting, I guess. Labor day, and I have yet to labor. I take that back. I have labored. I just don't have the galleries to show for it. Blame the porn industry. How many fucking chicks lay and show pink for the camera? With all this pink around, you'd think the guys would get a chick an hour. It's like a garden in springtime. Only, I'm not interested in smelling those buds. Gee, that's the first time a garden made me think of the ocean. And hopefully the last. To a certain Georgia Peach... I swear I update more! I've been sick! i've been kidnapped! Don't listen to that breeder! Eh hem. Anyhoo, I'd like to thank Squid for coming through and helping me with the layout for my galleries. Now all I have to do is put it together. Very cool, man. Thanks.
I had a horrible day yesterday. But like most bad things, they make you appreciate the good things in life. There I was, cry.. er... talking in a rational manner about trusting people only to be let down, and how my website wasn't were I'd thought it would be at this point [galleries, media, etc...]. Aussie [Great guy. Go argue with him in the forum. He's good at that] listened til I was done [almost] and then pointed out how much I've done and the people who have been coming to the boards, writing emails, etc... And he was right [Damn it!]. I guess it's hard to accept that your dream is coming true, just on it's own time schedule not yours. My other friend reminded me that if the world was on my time... it would end a half hour late. Evil thing.
Old folks' homes in Denmark show porn movies for elderly residents. Now they appreciate the plastic sheets.... Cow urine pushed as health cure in India. No shit, sherlock. If someone told me I had to drink cow's urine, I'd say I was cured, too.... Holocaust survivors sue French railways. Look. I'm Jewish. Aside from that, I think what happened in Germany [among other atrocities] was one of the darkest days in the history of mankind. But these lawsuits will prove nothing. Rectify nothing. Vindicate nothing. Get over it and just make sure it doesn't happen again. Shit.... Man injects testicles with salty water to try and shrink them. Doctors don't know if this will effect his ability to have children. We can only hope.... Austrain Heinz Weber has won the British Open Minigolf title, beating 40 other players to the crown. Excuse me, but did they say 'Minigolf'? Hahahahahahahahaha..... Men in a western Indian village are struggling to find brides because of their deformed bodies from drinking contaminated water and eating habits [they eat rats]. Oh really? The shallowness of people never ceases to amaze me..... Researchers have found 79% of British people would prefer to have sex in space rather than any other activity at zero gravity. And one American. Woo hoo!
I'm finishing up the next galleries. I'm also working on my poetry, for those of you who have been asking. Hopefully soon.
It's fitting, I guess. Labor day, and I have yet to labor. I take that back. I have labored. I just don't have the galleries to show for it. Blame the porn industry. How many fucking chicks lay and show pink for the camera? With all this pink around, you'd think the guys would get a chick an hour. It's like a garden in springtime. Only, I'm not interested in smelling those buds. Gee, that's the first time a garden made me think of the ocean. And hopefully the last. To a certain Georgia Peach... I swear I update more! I've been sick! i've been kidnapped! Don't listen to that breeder! Eh hem. Anyhoo, I'd like to thank Squid for coming through and helping me with the layout for my galleries. Now all I have to do is put it together. Very cool, man. Thanks.
I had a horrible day yesterday. But like most bad things, they make you appreciate the good things in life. There I was, cry.. er... talking in a rational manner about trusting people only to be let down, and how my website wasn't were I'd thought it would be at this point [galleries, media, etc...]. Aussie [Great guy. Go argue with him in the forum. He's good at that] listened til I was done [almost] and then pointed out how much I've done and the people who have been coming to the boards, writing emails, etc... And he was right [Damn it!]. I guess it's hard to accept that your dream is coming true, just on it's own time schedule not yours. My other friend reminded me that if the world was on my time... it would end a half hour late. Evil thing.
Old folks' homes in Denmark show porn movies for elderly residents. Now they appreciate the plastic sheets.... Cow urine pushed as health cure in India. No shit, sherlock. If someone told me I had to drink cow's urine, I'd say I was cured, too.... Holocaust survivors sue French railways. Look. I'm Jewish. Aside from that, I think what happened in Germany [among other atrocities] was one of the darkest days in the history of mankind. But these lawsuits will prove nothing. Rectify nothing. Vindicate nothing. Get over it and just make sure it doesn't happen again. Shit.... Man injects testicles with salty water to try and shrink them. Doctors don't know if this will effect his ability to have children. We can only hope.... Austrain Heinz Weber has won the British Open Minigolf title, beating 40 other players to the crown. Excuse me, but did they say 'Minigolf'? Hahahahahahahahaha..... Men in a western Indian village are struggling to find brides because of their deformed bodies from drinking contaminated water and eating habits [they eat rats]. Oh really? The shallowness of people never ceases to amaze me..... Researchers have found 79% of British people would prefer to have sex in space rather than any other activity at zero gravity. And one American. Woo hoo!
I'm finishing up the next galleries. I'm also working on my poetry, for those of you who have been asking. Hopefully soon.