You Sure Do Have a Purty Mouth

[Diva]

Yeppers... it's back to Texas to see the possible future in-laws (looks on ring finger). Back to where there's family. Back to where there's something completely different than what I've been accustomed to. For the next few days we'll be living la vida country. I'm looking forward to the change in scenery. It'll be nice to just kick back and talk without worrying about going to work. I'm also taking Monday and Tuesday off as a sanity saver... so no rants until then. Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends and have a save and enjoyable weekend to the rest of my friends. *hugs*

News
º Men attack lottery winner (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20071120/474269d0_3421_1334520071120-1573521540).
º Stowaway piglet survives stowaway ordeal (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKARM04323320071120).
º 102 year-old woman strips for charity calendar (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=N5REOUYK1H2HZQFIQMFCFFWAVCBQ YIV0?xml=/news/2007/11/18/nude118.xml).
º Man hides lottery win from wife (http://www.miamiherald.com/519/story/313117.html).
º Plane robber finally busted (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2605982.html).
º Naked man causes car accidents (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20071120/474269d0_3421_1334520071120-88000313).
º Thousands protesting China aphrodisiac scheme (http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKPEK27392320071121).
º Girl hit by car after visiting ice cream truck (http://www.local6.com/news/14651358/detail.html).
º Chocolatier copies Rocco Siffredi's boner (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2605983.html).
º Dumped painting sells for a million bucks (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=nw20071121084806565C446237&set_id=1).
º Students wear confederate flag shirts to protest peaceshirts (http://www.local6.com/news/14650138/detail.html).
º Cook accidentally kills self, others (http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22782831-5005961,00.html).
º Inmate builds fake bomb, attacks deputy (http://www.local6.com/news/14649212/detail.html).
º Girl stabs kidnapper with pencil (http://www.cbs46.com/news/14646890/detail.html).

Levity
º Accident. New fragrance for women (thanks Pos!) (http://www.scaryideas.com/print/2702/)
º YouTube: Pro-Choice twit screaming like an idiot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHlxhYusmfk)
º Food art (cool!) (http://www.animaltalk.us/for/Animals/what-chefs-do-when-they-are-bored/)
º Viedo: Squirrel Plays Dead During Fight (thanks JakeD!) (http://www.break.com/index/our-squirrel-uses-his-trick-during-a-fight.html)
º Encounter with Ralph Lauren and his Bugatti Veyron (http://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=2718315)
º Blonde on the waves (http://galleries.pmates.com/galleries/mplstudios/2006-10/nika_venus_pool/)

[Bones]

Welcome to Texas.

[Poseidon]

Chili tastin's at 6, banjo playin' at 8

[JakeD]

I just drove an old beaten up pickup truck to Wal-Mart in an entirely unironic fashion. :(

[Diva]

Bt the way... Media sensationalism was at an all time high in regards to getting there early and preparing for even longer lines. We had NO lines and extra time to fuck around on my cell phone camera. Full details when we come back.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/j00wish/2053413506/" title="Hurrr by j00wish, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2298/2053413506_1027286fa6_o.jpg" width="640" height="480" alt="Hurrr" /></a>

[Bones]

Chili tastin's at 6, banjo playin' at 8
I can honestly say that in 35 years of living in Texas I have never seen a banjo. But there are accordions every where. God I hate Tejano music!!!!

Edit: Today is Thanksgiving. So we will be serving turkey chili.


I just drove an old beaten up pickup truck to Wal-Mart in an entirely unironic fashion. :(

Did you remember to pick up my shot gun shells?

[Unforgiven]

I have obtained video of Diva and Jake stopping at a gas station:

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[Diva]

I have obtained video of Diva and Jake stopping at a gas station:

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I would love to click on the video... but can't because WE'RE ON FUCKING DIAL UP and it would probably load about the same time we landed in LA. I am soooo fucking happy we're on our way back!

[Poseidon]

Aw come on. There is nothing like spending time with "In Laws".

[Mr. Bojangles]

Poor ol' Ned Beaty had the toughest part in any movie ever.

[trekbugging]

"come on squeal like a pig"--ewweeeewweee

* trekbugging shudders