Diva
04-07-02, 04:49AM
Nipple Tweaks Are NOT Sexually Arousing
I don't give a shit how sick I am... I'm getting drunk tonight! so if I don't do the update beforehand, you maybe be reading an update with a slur. RudeDawg, slam me with tequila shots and lime. Saturday I'll probably reenact a scene from the Godfather and wake up with my head next to me. But, at least there won't be a hangover from hell! Woo Hoo!
I'm going to give you guys some [oh behave!] tips on fucking chicks. Biting is a no. Nipples are meant to be sucked on, not chewed. The rule of thumb, don't do anything you wouldn't want done to your Dick. Now if you prefer some chick start gnawing on your pole like it's beef jerky, you're sick. And I don't want to hear any of this 'but a light touch of the tooth' bullshit, either. If you can do a 'light touch' of anything, you're doing it wrong. You want to know the best way to find out how a chick likes it? Ask her! And don't go, "Ummm. So. Umm. How do you, you know. Like it?" Tell her you want to know, don't ask. "I want to know what drives you wild. Do you like it hard and fast [yes please], or soft and slow [go fuck a stuffed animal]. If she gives you some stupid answer like, "I just like it"... I say go for broke and dump the lying bitch. Or prepare to be talked about (He was horrible. Nothing felt right) to all of her little friends. Which blows any chance of you nailing one of them on your way out. Oh, and don't ask if she's okay. If you can't tell the difference between a 'moan' and a 'whine'... she must be Jewish. Oh, I mean.. Heh heh. Sorry. One of my biggest pet peeves? Pulling out and or stopping. That signals me that you're done and need to get dressed and leave. I like to sleep alone. But, some chicks expect the courtesy cuddle. Want to know a great trick on how to cut that crap short? When you cuddle, lean her in towards your armpit. Works like a charm. If the chick's persistent, whisper into her ear, you try anal sex now? If you can get a picture of her expression, send me a copy! Hahahaha.
I received some flack from my comment on the jumper comments yesterday. I volunteered at a Suicide Hotline for a while. Three fourths of the time they were people reaching out for help, not wanting to die. Just wanting someone to listen. And I did. The other one forth? They just wanted it on record. I've seen so many trainwrecks roll in the Operating Room of people wanting to end it all. The doctors and nurses spent hours trying to save someone who wanted to die. Fuck it. I say let em. You want to end your life? It's yours. Bush hasn't taken that away.... yet. But do it somewhere private... and do it right. This life is harsh. Everyday I am affronted by some horrid and mind numbing event that breaks my heart... and my soul. And almost everyday something or someone buffers the echoing blows and restores my faith in my hopes and dreams. It's as simple as a smile. Or my web site. Yes, I love doing this site. Or seeing someone new post on the boards [Hey Obe, how's the pron?]. Or someone I've known enjoy my work and call themselves a daily reader. I've seen more harsh, cruel reality than most people will in their whole lives. And I'm glad. Because maybe that means I've taken some hurtful event from happening to them. And I live on. So when some chick blocks traffic for three hours because she had a tiff with her boyfriend.... I say jump. Do it. You climbed your pussy-ass out on that ledge over over bad Dick, do it. I survive every damn day. No matter what, I find something. Anything, that keeps me moving. A beautiful sky. A stranger's smile. A friend's goodnight. RudeDawg admitting Hockey slams Lacrosse. My page uploading with all the links working. My cats tripping me for food. A pleasant email. You get the drift? You can find a reason to keep moving. If you really want to. If you don't? Go into the fucking woods and let the rest of the human race continue to survive and live and love and cry... And LIVE.!
Suicidal woman receives flowers and cards.. A manly sport.... Scottish football fans have paid for asylum seekers to watch Scotland play Croatia in Saturday's World Cup qualifier. This is too cool for words. I hope it catches on.... A pilot sparked a response from emergency crews after pulling off a Canadian airport runway to urinate. Hey. When you gotta go, you gotta go.... An 81-year-old Canadian woman accused of setting fire to a school stripped naked in court. From the jurors: "My eyes! My eyes! They're melting" "Ummm. Is that a nipple or pimple on a fold of skin?" Well, it could have happened. Oh shut up.... FBI interrogates man over anti-Bush car stickers. It's starting already, damn it. How much will we loose before December 31, 2004? That's what I want to know.... Most British men wish they'd lost their virginity with Jordan. Okay. I see this, I think Michael. So, yeah... I was a bit confused.... Police officers smashed a van window to save what they thought was a baby only to find it was a doll. Lovely.... Keiko the killer whale is to stay in captivity for now. His keepers say the Free Willy star has failed to integrate with wild whales. No shit. This whale was crammed into a tank until his fins bent and his health was failing. Now he has freedom. But humans are what he knows. This whale is special to me. Why? Because people from all over the world got together for a selfless act of kindness. They didn't ask for sponsorship, logos to be tattooed on Keiko's ass, they just helped a living thing that was suffering. Sometimes the greatest acts of humans are done for something that is not [human]. maybe we're just practicing....
I don't give a shit how sick I am... I'm getting drunk tonight! so if I don't do the update beforehand, you maybe be reading an update with a slur. RudeDawg, slam me with tequila shots and lime. Saturday I'll probably reenact a scene from the Godfather and wake up with my head next to me. But, at least there won't be a hangover from hell! Woo Hoo!
I'm going to give you guys some [oh behave!] tips on fucking chicks. Biting is a no. Nipples are meant to be sucked on, not chewed. The rule of thumb, don't do anything you wouldn't want done to your Dick. Now if you prefer some chick start gnawing on your pole like it's beef jerky, you're sick. And I don't want to hear any of this 'but a light touch of the tooth' bullshit, either. If you can do a 'light touch' of anything, you're doing it wrong. You want to know the best way to find out how a chick likes it? Ask her! And don't go, "Ummm. So. Umm. How do you, you know. Like it?" Tell her you want to know, don't ask. "I want to know what drives you wild. Do you like it hard and fast [yes please], or soft and slow [go fuck a stuffed animal]. If she gives you some stupid answer like, "I just like it"... I say go for broke and dump the lying bitch. Or prepare to be talked about (He was horrible. Nothing felt right) to all of her little friends. Which blows any chance of you nailing one of them on your way out. Oh, and don't ask if she's okay. If you can't tell the difference between a 'moan' and a 'whine'... she must be Jewish. Oh, I mean.. Heh heh. Sorry. One of my biggest pet peeves? Pulling out and or stopping. That signals me that you're done and need to get dressed and leave. I like to sleep alone. But, some chicks expect the courtesy cuddle. Want to know a great trick on how to cut that crap short? When you cuddle, lean her in towards your armpit. Works like a charm. If the chick's persistent, whisper into her ear, you try anal sex now? If you can get a picture of her expression, send me a copy! Hahahaha.
I received some flack from my comment on the jumper comments yesterday. I volunteered at a Suicide Hotline for a while. Three fourths of the time they were people reaching out for help, not wanting to die. Just wanting someone to listen. And I did. The other one forth? They just wanted it on record. I've seen so many trainwrecks roll in the Operating Room of people wanting to end it all. The doctors and nurses spent hours trying to save someone who wanted to die. Fuck it. I say let em. You want to end your life? It's yours. Bush hasn't taken that away.... yet. But do it somewhere private... and do it right. This life is harsh. Everyday I am affronted by some horrid and mind numbing event that breaks my heart... and my soul. And almost everyday something or someone buffers the echoing blows and restores my faith in my hopes and dreams. It's as simple as a smile. Or my web site. Yes, I love doing this site. Or seeing someone new post on the boards [Hey Obe, how's the pron?]. Or someone I've known enjoy my work and call themselves a daily reader. I've seen more harsh, cruel reality than most people will in their whole lives. And I'm glad. Because maybe that means I've taken some hurtful event from happening to them. And I live on. So when some chick blocks traffic for three hours because she had a tiff with her boyfriend.... I say jump. Do it. You climbed your pussy-ass out on that ledge over over bad Dick, do it. I survive every damn day. No matter what, I find something. Anything, that keeps me moving. A beautiful sky. A stranger's smile. A friend's goodnight. RudeDawg admitting Hockey slams Lacrosse. My page uploading with all the links working. My cats tripping me for food. A pleasant email. You get the drift? You can find a reason to keep moving. If you really want to. If you don't? Go into the fucking woods and let the rest of the human race continue to survive and live and love and cry... And LIVE.!
Suicidal woman receives flowers and cards.. A manly sport.... Scottish football fans have paid for asylum seekers to watch Scotland play Croatia in Saturday's World Cup qualifier. This is too cool for words. I hope it catches on.... A pilot sparked a response from emergency crews after pulling off a Canadian airport runway to urinate. Hey. When you gotta go, you gotta go.... An 81-year-old Canadian woman accused of setting fire to a school stripped naked in court. From the jurors: "My eyes! My eyes! They're melting" "Ummm. Is that a nipple or pimple on a fold of skin?" Well, it could have happened. Oh shut up.... FBI interrogates man over anti-Bush car stickers. It's starting already, damn it. How much will we loose before December 31, 2004? That's what I want to know.... Most British men wish they'd lost their virginity with Jordan. Okay. I see this, I think Michael. So, yeah... I was a bit confused.... Police officers smashed a van window to save what they thought was a baby only to find it was a doll. Lovely.... Keiko the killer whale is to stay in captivity for now. His keepers say the Free Willy star has failed to integrate with wild whales. No shit. This whale was crammed into a tank until his fins bent and his health was failing. Now he has freedom. But humans are what he knows. This whale is special to me. Why? Because people from all over the world got together for a selfless act of kindness. They didn't ask for sponsorship, logos to be tattooed on Keiko's ass, they just helped a living thing that was suffering. Sometimes the greatest acts of humans are done for something that is not [human]. maybe we're just practicing....