Diva
04-07-02, 04:48AM
Another Day, Another Dollar... 48 Cents After Taxes
'Well, shit. It's a three day weekend coming up. I'm still fighting off this bronchial inflammation [at least the pneumonia's gone]. So that means I'll be home. Maybe I'll be able to finally redesign the adult site like I've wanted to. Hahahahaha. I kill me.
I was surfing the porn, and it had some mighty slim pickings. Maybe they're saving up for the long weekend. [To Obe... I answered your request. Please look in the suggestion area for my questions.Thanks bunches!]. I overslept today. I haven't done that in years. These beds are kicking my ass. So I'm gonna keep it short and sweet. [Not one word]. Enjoy the news links!
'Duh' News...
Contestants gear up for mosquito killing mission in Italy. Spain has the Running of the Bulls, Italy has the Swatting of the Mosquitos. A manly sport... A Croatian band says it has devised a new style of jazz inspired by the Teletubbies. It's a sad, sick world that we live in... Government classes teach men how to talk to women. Finally, a government spends it's money wisely. Ummmm, I hope they made room for the long haul. This may take a while... A teenage gang robbing a vet's office for heroin-like painkiller OxyContin instead stole Oxytocin - used to induce childbirth, makes men lactate and helps stimulate mothering instincts. Lovely. The youth of today is either voyeuristic, murdering, necrophiliacs... or lactating, smothering and in labor. It's a toss up... A terrified man was taken on a hair-raising ride after a truck hooked up and drove away a portaloo he was using... Harbor fuel station in northern Italy plans to employ topless girls to fill tanks following a request from fishermen. Let me get this straight. Some fisherman take a survey on what would improve the gas station, they say tits and the owner says 'done'? Well, I want a stud with a hardon that could break bricks at my gas station.... New Zealand council says 'constipated' is an offensive word. No shit?.... A suicidal woman has thrown herself off a bridge after angry motorists told her to jump. *Snicker* How horrible. *Giggle* Those terrible people. *Bite quivering lip to stop from laughing* I would never do such a horrid thing. *Nose[---]grows*
'Well, shit. It's a three day weekend coming up. I'm still fighting off this bronchial inflammation [at least the pneumonia's gone]. So that means I'll be home. Maybe I'll be able to finally redesign the adult site like I've wanted to. Hahahahaha. I kill me.
I was surfing the porn, and it had some mighty slim pickings. Maybe they're saving up for the long weekend. [To Obe... I answered your request. Please look in the suggestion area for my questions.Thanks bunches!]. I overslept today. I haven't done that in years. These beds are kicking my ass. So I'm gonna keep it short and sweet. [Not one word]. Enjoy the news links!
'Duh' News...
Contestants gear up for mosquito killing mission in Italy. Spain has the Running of the Bulls, Italy has the Swatting of the Mosquitos. A manly sport... A Croatian band says it has devised a new style of jazz inspired by the Teletubbies. It's a sad, sick world that we live in... Government classes teach men how to talk to women. Finally, a government spends it's money wisely. Ummmm, I hope they made room for the long haul. This may take a while... A teenage gang robbing a vet's office for heroin-like painkiller OxyContin instead stole Oxytocin - used to induce childbirth, makes men lactate and helps stimulate mothering instincts. Lovely. The youth of today is either voyeuristic, murdering, necrophiliacs... or lactating, smothering and in labor. It's a toss up... A terrified man was taken on a hair-raising ride after a truck hooked up and drove away a portaloo he was using... Harbor fuel station in northern Italy plans to employ topless girls to fill tanks following a request from fishermen. Let me get this straight. Some fisherman take a survey on what would improve the gas station, they say tits and the owner says 'done'? Well, I want a stud with a hardon that could break bricks at my gas station.... New Zealand council says 'constipated' is an offensive word. No shit?.... A suicidal woman has thrown herself off a bridge after angry motorists told her to jump. *Snicker* How horrible. *Giggle* Those terrible people. *Bite quivering lip to stop from laughing* I would never do such a horrid thing. *Nose[---]grows*