Diva
04-07-02, 04:46AM
I Always Thought Beaker Was Kinda Cute... Then Again, He Was Phallic Shaped
I am so glad I'm not a parent. Okay, that goes without saying. But besides the obvious, there's those obnoxious children's characters that you have to listen to. Barney causes road rage. Three hours of that 'I love you, you love me' shit and I'd be tearing the steering wheel apart chanting 'Kill! Kill! Kill!' to any schmuck who dared get in front of me and slow that bullet down. Tickle Me Elmo would become 'Skeet' Elmo by the fifth tickle. PULL! Ah yes, the good ole days, when cartoon characters were for the kids. Now you need a ratings system for a fucking toon. Sure, we had our 'sexy' toons. Hetero or not, Bugs Bunny was a fucking babe when he got all dolled up. I wanted to be just like Bugs as a chick. Explain that to the therapist they drag your confused ass to. I always had a thing for Marvin the Martian. Man, didn't he have some big cuevos? Ummm, ignore that. Nowadays, you need the rating system right by the cartoon character. Long gone are the times when ink=safe for child viewing. South Park has more cuss words than... than.. Shit, than my page. Beavis and Butthead and just mind numbing.
G-d forbid you should allow your child on the web unsupervised. "Look mommy! I found cartoons!" 'That's nice, dear.' "Mommy look, the girls are so pretty. I want a dress like that." 'We're on a budget. Shhh. Mommy's reading How To Fuck Up a Child In Three Easy Steps/Also known as Reader's Digest.' "MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!" 'What happened?' "Why are the plants doing that to the pretty girl? And what is that man doing to her? Why is that part blurry so..." 'Oh! Go to bed, now!' "But it's 6PM?" 'Now!' Cue the therapist. And years of terror when walking through dense growth. Where's Mighty Mouse when you need him? He was kinda hot, too. Woo hoo! Eh hem. But I digress.
I updated the link section again. And added three new galleries. I still have to decide on the look for my Adult site. What do you care, right? As long as you get to see the pussy. Oh and to the cool chick in New England... I have some guys for you and I to enjoy. And if there happens to be another chick reader who's coming around, too. ! Until then... Enjoy!!
A deer's bones were sent to a murder victim's family instead of his remains. I laughed. I cried. I cussed. The usual..... Teenager jailed for life for killing his family after being caught videoing his teenage sister in the shower has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. Can I pick his cell mate? Can I? Can I? Damn.... Tourists pay £300 for the 'down and out' experience. Hold up. They're going to 'PAY' someone to live like a bum? How about I take all your money and you live the experience first hand? It was worth a shot.... Dog gets invitation to college scholarship in Illinois. Anyone from Illinois? Raise your hand... er... paw..... An Ecuadorian woman's husband believes she's carrying Satan's child. Just because the woman says no to sex cuz 'You'll hurt the baby' is no reason to start calling it names.... Names of Korean sex offenders to be posted online. It's about fucking time.... Three teenagers in Chile tried to rob a bus without realizingone of their mothers was sitting a few rows back. When she saw the driver threatened with knives and a baseball bat, she shouted at her son to behave himself and get off. Hahaha. Can you say, 'Ass whoopin'? I knew you could....
I am so glad I'm not a parent. Okay, that goes without saying. But besides the obvious, there's those obnoxious children's characters that you have to listen to. Barney causes road rage. Three hours of that 'I love you, you love me' shit and I'd be tearing the steering wheel apart chanting 'Kill! Kill! Kill!' to any schmuck who dared get in front of me and slow that bullet down. Tickle Me Elmo would become 'Skeet' Elmo by the fifth tickle. PULL! Ah yes, the good ole days, when cartoon characters were for the kids. Now you need a ratings system for a fucking toon. Sure, we had our 'sexy' toons. Hetero or not, Bugs Bunny was a fucking babe when he got all dolled up. I wanted to be just like Bugs as a chick. Explain that to the therapist they drag your confused ass to. I always had a thing for Marvin the Martian. Man, didn't he have some big cuevos? Ummm, ignore that. Nowadays, you need the rating system right by the cartoon character. Long gone are the times when ink=safe for child viewing. South Park has more cuss words than... than.. Shit, than my page. Beavis and Butthead and just mind numbing.
G-d forbid you should allow your child on the web unsupervised. "Look mommy! I found cartoons!" 'That's nice, dear.' "Mommy look, the girls are so pretty. I want a dress like that." 'We're on a budget. Shhh. Mommy's reading How To Fuck Up a Child In Three Easy Steps/Also known as Reader's Digest.' "MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!" 'What happened?' "Why are the plants doing that to the pretty girl? And what is that man doing to her? Why is that part blurry so..." 'Oh! Go to bed, now!' "But it's 6PM?" 'Now!' Cue the therapist. And years of terror when walking through dense growth. Where's Mighty Mouse when you need him? He was kinda hot, too. Woo hoo! Eh hem. But I digress.
I updated the link section again. And added three new galleries. I still have to decide on the look for my Adult site. What do you care, right? As long as you get to see the pussy. Oh and to the cool chick in New England... I have some guys for you and I to enjoy. And if there happens to be another chick reader who's coming around, too. ! Until then... Enjoy!!
A deer's bones were sent to a murder victim's family instead of his remains. I laughed. I cried. I cussed. The usual..... Teenager jailed for life for killing his family after being caught videoing his teenage sister in the shower has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. Can I pick his cell mate? Can I? Can I? Damn.... Tourists pay £300 for the 'down and out' experience. Hold up. They're going to 'PAY' someone to live like a bum? How about I take all your money and you live the experience first hand? It was worth a shot.... Dog gets invitation to college scholarship in Illinois. Anyone from Illinois? Raise your hand... er... paw..... An Ecuadorian woman's husband believes she's carrying Satan's child. Just because the woman says no to sex cuz 'You'll hurt the baby' is no reason to start calling it names.... Names of Korean sex offenders to be posted online. It's about fucking time.... Three teenagers in Chile tried to rob a bus without realizingone of their mothers was sitting a few rows back. When she saw the driver threatened with knives and a baseball bat, she shouted at her son to behave himself and get off. Hahaha. Can you say, 'Ass whoopin'? I knew you could....