Diva
04-07-02, 04:45AM
Eating Isn't Cheating... And Other Failed Alibis
I slept the whole fucking weeke... Excuse me... NON-fucking weekend away. Thirteen hours in bed and nothing to show for it. Not even a leg cramp, for cripes sake. I should sell this shit on the stree... Ummmm. Just kidding. Heh heh. I'm almost done with the next gallery. But it's one O'clock and I'm too damn tired. You'll get your cyber pussy from me tomorrow. Or later on today. Shit! My first day without any other employee. Jax, you'd better be having a fucking ball at your new job! The other chick got knocked up by her husband and is now dealing with the pregnancy from hell. At home throwing up. That's a ringing endorsement to become a breeder. My friend put one of his little ankle biters up to the phone in full scream. My uterus shriveled. Anyone who tries telling you about the joys of parenting is Lying. They just want you to suffer as much as they are. My other prego friend was giving me the hard sale on populating the world with Mini-Divas. She had a chocolate covered response to everything. Nighttime feeding? Bonding. Puking? Bonding. Shit that could clear the Pentagon? She stuttered on that one. Then she recouped and went for the 'looking into your eyes' crap. I ended it with one word. One word. Episiotomy. No one is cutting my twat. It's just gonna have to find another way out. As in, through someone else. Oh, and they can raise the little psycho while their at it. See? No maternal instinct. Now practicing... That's where I come in. No pun intended. But it was pretty fucking funny how it turned out.
I want to thank you guys for joining the forum. There's quite a great group of people to chat with. Ummmm.. One thing. Signing up is cool. Actually posting would make my fucking week! Just a hint. Oh yeah, and I updated the link section again. Enjoy!!
Colleges in America are offering an increasing number of classes on porn. It's just not fair. When I went they wouldn't even allow a book in class. Now it's videos and towels. Shit.... A 45-year-old politician arrested on charges of raping a 16-year-old girl has reportedly offered to marry her after her child proved to be his. WTF?!?!?!?! Just flip the cot on its side, strap this mother-fucker on it and tell his new cell-mate what he's in for. Offering the whole cigarette company wouldn't be enough butt-pay... Official admits stalking 600 women. Of course he's still on the job. Now that he's been caught, maybe he'll make the time to actually do his job. I mean, how the hell could he do anything else? 600 women? just put them all in one room with him and lock the door.... An on-field argument over diamond earrings developed into a full-blown fight between two baseball teams in Seattle. Well, so much for baseball being a manly sport.... Chinese golf course offers round with Tiger. Now we're talking! And I thought this wasn't even a sport![see forum thread]. But shooting a ball while a man eating tige... What? Oh. Shit. Well, looks like Hockey's the only real sport out there, eh RudeDawg? Heh heh..... Canadian Athlete stripped of medal for 'mooning' at crowd. What ever happened to the 'end-zone dance? A Northamptonshire man says he feels more alive than ever after suffering an electric shock as he sat on the toilet. The ultimate enema, Hey Z-Man, this you? Just kiddin
I slept the whole fucking weeke... Excuse me... NON-fucking weekend away. Thirteen hours in bed and nothing to show for it. Not even a leg cramp, for cripes sake. I should sell this shit on the stree... Ummmm. Just kidding. Heh heh. I'm almost done with the next gallery. But it's one O'clock and I'm too damn tired. You'll get your cyber pussy from me tomorrow. Or later on today. Shit! My first day without any other employee. Jax, you'd better be having a fucking ball at your new job! The other chick got knocked up by her husband and is now dealing with the pregnancy from hell. At home throwing up. That's a ringing endorsement to become a breeder. My friend put one of his little ankle biters up to the phone in full scream. My uterus shriveled. Anyone who tries telling you about the joys of parenting is Lying. They just want you to suffer as much as they are. My other prego friend was giving me the hard sale on populating the world with Mini-Divas. She had a chocolate covered response to everything. Nighttime feeding? Bonding. Puking? Bonding. Shit that could clear the Pentagon? She stuttered on that one. Then she recouped and went for the 'looking into your eyes' crap. I ended it with one word. One word. Episiotomy. No one is cutting my twat. It's just gonna have to find another way out. As in, through someone else. Oh, and they can raise the little psycho while their at it. See? No maternal instinct. Now practicing... That's where I come in. No pun intended. But it was pretty fucking funny how it turned out.
I want to thank you guys for joining the forum. There's quite a great group of people to chat with. Ummmm.. One thing. Signing up is cool. Actually posting would make my fucking week! Just a hint. Oh yeah, and I updated the link section again. Enjoy!!
Colleges in America are offering an increasing number of classes on porn. It's just not fair. When I went they wouldn't even allow a book in class. Now it's videos and towels. Shit.... A 45-year-old politician arrested on charges of raping a 16-year-old girl has reportedly offered to marry her after her child proved to be his. WTF?!?!?!?! Just flip the cot on its side, strap this mother-fucker on it and tell his new cell-mate what he's in for. Offering the whole cigarette company wouldn't be enough butt-pay... Official admits stalking 600 women. Of course he's still on the job. Now that he's been caught, maybe he'll make the time to actually do his job. I mean, how the hell could he do anything else? 600 women? just put them all in one room with him and lock the door.... An on-field argument over diamond earrings developed into a full-blown fight between two baseball teams in Seattle. Well, so much for baseball being a manly sport.... Chinese golf course offers round with Tiger. Now we're talking! And I thought this wasn't even a sport![see forum thread]. But shooting a ball while a man eating tige... What? Oh. Shit. Well, looks like Hockey's the only real sport out there, eh RudeDawg? Heh heh..... Canadian Athlete stripped of medal for 'mooning' at crowd. What ever happened to the 'end-zone dance? A Northamptonshire man says he feels more alive than ever after suffering an electric shock as he sat on the toilet. The ultimate enema, Hey Z-Man, this you? Just kiddin