Diva
04-07-02, 04:45AM
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" Great Song For Cheers... Bad Song For the VD Clinic
I woke up this morning with the worst fucking neck cramp. It felt like I was matching Housten[Porn star] Blow for fuck. And I won. I'm still fighting this bronchial infection. It feels like it's winning. The bastard. Back to the blow jobs. Swallow vs cumming on the face. When all is done you're sitting there with a face dripping of cum. Lovely. That's not what I call afterglow... I mean, lets be serious. Oh sure, the fantasy is something like this . But the reality is more like this. Or This. Oh, this is a dream cum true. Ooh baby, that makes me want it. You came... But would you kiss this? Man. One chick got it in the fucking eye even. Now what? Really. He came, you're wearing it. Cuddle? Kiss? Hahaha! Not! Now you have to get your orally anorexic ass up and wash up. Quickly. Before the moment's gone. Oh! Too bad... He's watching Leno. You just have to be quicker next time, babe. Or swallow. What a novel idea. My motto: The term 'oral sex' means just that. Taken orally. Otherwise, they would call it 'Topical sex'.
I got a great link from a reader, Rudedawg. If you go to the forum, you know him. He's one of the guys who likes to mix things up a little. [I won the last one, R-Dawg!] Heh heh heh... All I can say is... I WANT THIS GAME!!!!!
Drugs 'added to gamers' drinking water'. But did the scores improve? That's the real question on everybody's mind.... According to a new survey, Rap is more likely to lead to road rage than any other kind of music. No shit, Sherlock.... Police in Kazakhstan are cracking down on JRR Tolkien fans who they reportedly to regard as subversive. Can you say "Dungeons and Dragons"?... Canadian rock formation believed to have been remains of an ancient native burial site was actually built by a man trying to get over a broken marriage. How fucking sad is this? Oh yeah, this would woo me right back into his arms. Freak.... New foot-and-mouth case hits Northumberland. Thank G-d! I thought I was the only one who had it.... 'Viagra for the lips' developed in India. It is said to arouse sensual and sexual feelings, help fight fatigue, boost creativity, and lead to mental tranquility. Oh sure, but does it do windows?
This just in. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!!
I woke up this morning with the worst fucking neck cramp. It felt like I was matching Housten[Porn star] Blow for fuck. And I won. I'm still fighting this bronchial infection. It feels like it's winning. The bastard. Back to the blow jobs. Swallow vs cumming on the face. When all is done you're sitting there with a face dripping of cum. Lovely. That's not what I call afterglow... I mean, lets be serious. Oh sure, the fantasy is something like this . But the reality is more like this. Or This. Oh, this is a dream cum true. Ooh baby, that makes me want it. You came... But would you kiss this? Man. One chick got it in the fucking eye even. Now what? Really. He came, you're wearing it. Cuddle? Kiss? Hahaha! Not! Now you have to get your orally anorexic ass up and wash up. Quickly. Before the moment's gone. Oh! Too bad... He's watching Leno. You just have to be quicker next time, babe. Or swallow. What a novel idea. My motto: The term 'oral sex' means just that. Taken orally. Otherwise, they would call it 'Topical sex'.
I got a great link from a reader, Rudedawg. If you go to the forum, you know him. He's one of the guys who likes to mix things up a little. [I won the last one, R-Dawg!] Heh heh heh... All I can say is... I WANT THIS GAME!!!!!
Drugs 'added to gamers' drinking water'. But did the scores improve? That's the real question on everybody's mind.... According to a new survey, Rap is more likely to lead to road rage than any other kind of music. No shit, Sherlock.... Police in Kazakhstan are cracking down on JRR Tolkien fans who they reportedly to regard as subversive. Can you say "Dungeons and Dragons"?... Canadian rock formation believed to have been remains of an ancient native burial site was actually built by a man trying to get over a broken marriage. How fucking sad is this? Oh yeah, this would woo me right back into his arms. Freak.... New foot-and-mouth case hits Northumberland. Thank G-d! I thought I was the only one who had it.... 'Viagra for the lips' developed in India. It is said to arouse sensual and sexual feelings, help fight fatigue, boost creativity, and lead to mental tranquility. Oh sure, but does it do windows?
This just in. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!!