I Am Bleeding

[Diva]

Cranky, bitchy, whiny, moody, weepy, no energy, achy, bloated, anemic, erratic, tired, craving chocolate, crabby, craving salty food, annoyed, sulky, irritable, fatigued, craving MORE chocolate, standoffish, short tempered, edgy, in pain, irrational, emotional, fussy, drained, grumpy, miserable, weary, swollen, demanding...

...Yeppers... that about sums it up.


News
º Internet pub-finding service released (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1192110267835X000). Cool
º Aide tries to staple paper to kid's forehead (http://www.theindychannel.com/education/14315783/detail.html). GAH!
º Entire police station fired (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=nw20071012110131470C562555&set_id=1). Dude...
º Woman busted stealing from shopper (http://www.local6.com/news/14315902/detail.html). Moron
º Lost dog walks 7 miles to find home (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1017990&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20071011/470d9fc0_3ca6_15526200710111645421901). Good doggy
º School forces students to eat on floor (http://cbs2.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_284120610.html). WTF!?!
º Cop drops suit against family for broken knee (http://www.local6.com/news/14319101/detail.html). Oy
º Elderly couple disturbs neighbors with loud music (http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=nw20071011234101201C745031). *blink*
º Man discovers napping intruder (http://cbs2.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_283104100.html).
º Bombs possibly buried under 54 homes (http://www.local6.com/news/14323474/detail.html). No jumping!
º Man charged for 30 years of gas theft (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20071011/470d9fc0_3ca6_1552620071011-1268293901). Swift move
º No Candy signs posted at sex offender residences (http://www.local6.com/family/14317910/detail.html). Yes!
º Burglar steals food, leaves valuables (http://my.earthlink.net/track?id=1018002&add=1&url=/article/str?guid=20071011/470d9fc0_3ca6_1552620071011-850545664). Okay....
º Boy dies while playing choking game (http://www.local6.com/news/14315758/detail.html). Way to go

Levity
º Willard Wigen - Microscopic Art (http://www.aircraftresourcecenter.com/TPC/Funny_Pictures/1001-2000/1701-1800/91.shtm)
º Why Jews Don't Believe In Jesus (http://www.aish.com/jewishissues/jewishsociety/Why_Jews_Dont_Believe_In_Jesus.asp)
º Rock and Roll Hall of Douchbags (http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.php)
º Hottie Amps (for Sean) (http://www.hottieamps.com/)
º Photos: where vehicles are left to die (http://deputy-dog.com/2007/09/25/where-vehicles-are-left-to-die/)
º Lez be friends (http://www.nextdoormania.com/craving-carmen-duo.php)

[danaughtycanuck]

What, do you people have some kind of telekinetic power to sync up with others of your kind thousands of miles away? My wife is on the super bitchy red wave of fury to. It sucks.:mad: :devil: :rant:

[Diva]

Don't fuck with me man... I am the Gunnery Sgt. Hartman to your Private Pyle. Got it, maggot? *cracks knuckles*

[danaughtycanuck]

Don't fuck with me man... I am the Gunnery Sgt. Hartman to your Private Pyle. Got it, maggot? *cracks knuckles*
MAAM YES MAAM!:hair::scared:










(sucks to be JakeD right now:p)

[entipy]

:lolrotf: Get him, Diva!!! :D

[Poseidon]

hmm ... that IS a very interesting coincidence... so is my GF....

[James]

I think sex offender registry lists and restrictions are total bullshit. Either someone is a danger to society or they aren't. If someone is safe enough to let out of prison, then you cannot justify forcing them to submit to the registry and so on. And if you can justify forcing them to register by saying they are a danger to society, then they should be locked away and not out on the streets.
Maybe there would be more room for these assholes if they let out some of the people in prison for smoking a joint or protesting.

[James]

What, do you people have some kind of telekinetic power to sync up with others of your kind thousands of miles away? My wife is on the super bitchy red wave of fury to. It sucks.:mad: :devil: :rant:

it's the magic of the moon my friend, magic abounds within those mysterious beings...

No, seriously... science says so! maybe not the magic part, but science told me that vaginas somehow know the phase of the moon. I called bullshit because they dont have eyes to see the moon with, but science was like "neither does your penis, but it knows when there's a huge pair of tits in front of you." That shut me up. :(

[kittyroze]

Did anyone else find this funny?